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Response to Clinton bumper sticker
lokdok1
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Warning!!!! Democrats/liberals might not want to read
this.
Subject: Billy Boy Clinton
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank
me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on
that, and I am sending my
"Thank you" for what you have done, . . .
specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers,
Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and
Juanita Broderick.
2. Thank you for teaching my 7 year old
Granddaughter about oral sex.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment
in the work place and
on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what
the meaning of "is" is.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of
impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous
plot of the movie "Wag
the Dog" could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent,
Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson
look truthful, and
John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses
who have pled the 5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country
to avoid testifying
about Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and
4 imprisonments from
the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges
and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton"
scandals.
>
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,
"gutting" much of our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on
"vacations" carefully
disguised as necessary trips.
9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of
dollars of excess tax money.
I really didn't need it in the first place, and I
can't think of a more
well
deserving group of recipients for > my hard-earned
dollars than jet fuel
for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you;
the family and your
cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force
One than any other
administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for
the 140 pardons of
convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We
will love to have them
rejoin society.
11. Thanks also for removing the White House
silverware, I'm sure that
Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also,
enjoy the housewarming
gifts you've received from your "friends".
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of
the White House for
vandalizing and destroying government property on
the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight
(China, silverware, linen,
towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass,
flight manuals, etc.) out
of Air Force One. The weight savings means burning
less fuel, thus less
tax
dollars spent on jet fuel, thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys
the $8 million dollar
advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you,
Bill, the $5 million
advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't
pay!
$13 million and you now want us to pay for your legal
bills??
ALSO Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his
memoirs, and Hillary got
$8 million for hers. That's $20 million for two
people who for eight years
repeatedly testified they couldn't remember
anything.
God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for
spending my taxes so
wisely and frugally.
Sincerely, A U.S. Citizen
P.S. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore
for "inventing" the
Internet, without which I would not be able to send
this wonderful letter!
If you don't know your rights, you dont't have any!
this.
Subject: Billy Boy Clinton
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank
me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on
that, and I am sending my
"Thank you" for what you have done, . . .
specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers,
Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and
Juanita Broderick.
2. Thank you for teaching my 7 year old
Granddaughter about oral sex.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment
in the work place and
on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what
the meaning of "is" is.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of
impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous
plot of the movie "Wag
the Dog" could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent,
Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson
look truthful, and
John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses
who have pled the 5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country
to avoid testifying
about Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and
4 imprisonments from
the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges
and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton"
scandals.
>
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,
"gutting" much of our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on
"vacations" carefully
disguised as necessary trips.
9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of
dollars of excess tax money.
I really didn't need it in the first place, and I
can't think of a more
well
deserving group of recipients for > my hard-earned
dollars than jet fuel
for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you;
the family and your
cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force
One than any other
administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for
the 140 pardons of
convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We
will love to have them
rejoin society.
11. Thanks also for removing the White House
silverware, I'm sure that
Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also,
enjoy the housewarming
gifts you've received from your "friends".
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of
the White House for
vandalizing and destroying government property on
the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight
(China, silverware, linen,
towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass,
flight manuals, etc.) out
of Air Force One. The weight savings means burning
less fuel, thus less
tax
dollars spent on jet fuel, thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys
the $8 million dollar
advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you,
Bill, the $5 million
advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't
pay!
$13 million and you now want us to pay for your legal
bills??
ALSO Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his
memoirs, and Hillary got
$8 million for hers. That's $20 million for two
people who for eight years
repeatedly testified they couldn't remember
anything.
God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for
spending my taxes so
wisely and frugally.
Sincerely, A U.S. Citizen
P.S. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore
for "inventing" the
Internet, without which I would not be able to send
this wonderful letter!
If you don't know your rights, you dont't have any!