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The Danger of Changing Jobs

bama55bama55 Member Posts: 6,389 ✭✭
edited August 2002 in General Discussion
A PASSENGER IN A TAXI TAPPED THE DRIVER ON THE
SHOULDER TO ASK HIM SOMETHING. THE DRIVER SCREAMED,
LOST CONTROL OF THE CAB, NEARLY HIT A BUS, DROVE UP
OVER THE CURB, AND STOPPED JUST INCHES FROM A LARGE
PLATE GLASS WINDOW. FOR A FEW MOMENTS EVERYTHING WAS
SILENT IN THE CAB, THEN THE DRIVER SAID, "PLEASE,
DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN. YOU SCARED THE DAYLIGHTS OUT
OF ME". THE PASSENGER, WHO WAS ALSO FRIGHTENED,
APOLOGIZED AND SAID HE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT A TAP ON
THE SHOULDER COULD FRIGHTEN HIM SO MUCH, TO WHICH THE
DRIVER REPLIED, "I'M VERY SORRY, IT'S REALLY NOT YOUR
FAULT AT ALL.TODAY IS MY FIRST DAY DRIVING A CAB. I'VE
BEEN DRIVING A HEARSE FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS."


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  • rameleni1rameleni1 Member Posts: 998 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I give it a 3 out of 10.

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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    That just what you want to hear a cabby say.


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  • bwabwa Member Posts: 224 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ramaleni: With 10 as the best rating? Then I'll give it an 8. Good one, bama. BTW, bama, in the event you didn't see it, I left a message for you and a few others on this forum a few days ago with subject line, "Tying loose ends for some experts" It's probably on page 3 or 4 by now if you're interested -and if you are and can't find it, you can email me at awilliam@bright.net if you like.
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  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000 ✭
    edited November -1
    I liked that one!

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  • lokdok1lokdok1 Member Posts: 383 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'll go with an 8 on that one too!
    Reminds me of when I was growing up, my buddies' dad was a mortician.One day when his dad was out of town the church custodian used the morticians station wagon to pick up a body from the hospital , but the old guy couldn't take it out of the wagon himself to put it in the morgue, so he left it in the car.Four of us ,15-16 yrs old , not knowing this,we "borrowed" the wagon and went to the drive-in movie that night( I guess you can say there were 5 of us at the movie)
    Bartman
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