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Best Idea

s.guns.gun Member Posts: 3,245
edited May 2006 in General Discussion
This is the best idea I've seen.



A win win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border, take the dirt and raise the levies in New Orleans , and then put the Florida alligators in to the border moat! Any other problems you would like for me to solve?

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  • FrancFFrancF Member Posts: 35,279 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • DarkStar11DarkStar11 Member Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by s.gun
    This is the best idea I've seen.



    A win win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border, take the dirt and raise the levies in New Orleans , and then put the Florida alligators in to the border moat! Any other problems you would like for me to solve?



    Where are you going to get water for the moat and the gators?
  • Hylander50Hylander50 Member Posts: 1,396 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by DarkStar11
    quote:Originally posted by s.gun
    This is the best idea I've seen.



    A win win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border, take the dirt and raise the levies in New Orleans , and then put the Florida alligators in to the border moat! Any other problems you would like for me to solve?



    Where are you going to get water for the moat and the gators?



    Why stop at a moat? Just dig a canal from the Gulf of Mexico to the Pacific. You could still add the gators; but, you'd be able to allow shipping through it too. It would be closer than the Panama Canal. The Border Patrol could be issued patrol boats to patrol it. They could pick up any swimmers the gators missed. It would work a lot better than a fence or wall.

    Hylander
  • scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    how about some concertina wire submerged in the rio grande...catch them wadeing across... the screams of some initial victims would close that part down right away and the rushing rive would eventually get rid of the remains
  • kyplumberkyplumber Member Posts: 11,111
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by scottm21166
    how about some concertina wire submerged in the rio grande...catch them wadeing across... the screams of some initial victims would close that part down right away and the rushing rive would eventually get rid of the remains


    [;)]
    [8]
  • willdallas2006willdallas2006 Member Posts: 285 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by s.gun
    This is the best idea I've seen.



    A win win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border, take the dirt and raise the levies in New Orleans , and then put the Florida alligators in to the border moat! Any other problems you would like for me to solve?



    This actually seems like a pretty good idea. Although all that "mexican food" will tear up the gators stomaches. Might run into some problems with PETA.
  • zipperzapzipperzap Member Posts: 25,057
    edited November -1
    How about enforcing the existing employer's
    laws. Easiest of all - most effective of all, too!
    [8D]
  • CA sucksCA sucks Member Posts: 4,310
    edited November -1
    Im still in favor of spraying just south of our border with anthrax spores.

    Conditions are already bad enough crossing over, they'd either get sick and die before they reached a city/settlement to get medical aid, or they'd be picked up by the border patrol, given some anti biotics, and sent back... hopefully spreading the disease further south.

    It would be untracable to us, you could attribute these misterious sicknesses up to fate or gods will.

    With no way to link it back to us, there would be no political backlash. Plus anthrax is easily treated with modern medicine, so the risk to us is minimal, and antrhax is very very very hard to transmit person to person anyway.

    Like the land mine idea.... except land mines would be too obvious, a light dusting of spores (that last for decades even in harsh conditions of the desert) would be much less obvious
  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Dredge out the Rio from coast to coast. Allow salt water to fill the river. Next will come the sharks and poisonous life from the sea.[:D][:D]
  • scottm21166scottm21166 Member Posts: 20,723
    edited November -1
    isnt it amazing that congress want to shove this mudslide down our throats and we would rather just see them die?...antrax drowning eaten by crocidiles or shot...not painless die in your sleep like grandpa...more like screaming in terror (like the other people in his car when he crashed)
  • wanted manwanted man Member Posts: 3,276
    edited November -1
    quote;
    " A win win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border,..."
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    How about a MEXIFORNIZONA CANAL? Sounds good to me! Use prison labor and give prospective immigrants, from ALL nations, priority for volunteering on the project?
  • temblortemblor Member Posts: 2,153 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by FrancF
    Bushes Plan
    bushalienplan.jpg

    [:D][:D]
  • fishermanbenfishermanben Member Posts: 15,370
    edited November -1
    hillarious Franc.

    Ben
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