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TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
edited October 2004 in General Discussion
Wipe your face! I was told to wipe my face and "not with my sleeve", all the time. I guess now days it is popular to be cheep and dirty. On my way the work the other morning I stopped to get an egg biscuit.
Low and behold half the way to the job sight, there I was, with egg and cheese on my face and no napkin in the bag!
I suppose that most people work in offices and probably have unlimited supplies for employees, at least hot and cold running water. Since I help my husband in his construction business whatever is in the truck is just about it. There have been times I would have killed for a fork or salad dressing. To be truthful, I have gotten a warm fuzzy feeling when I can find a smashed old packet of mustard in the glove compartment. Condiments and sundries are not common and so rare I might have on occasion used my sleeve.
When did it go out of style to wipe your face? It could not possibly take away that much time in fixing an order to not put in a napkin. Maybe it is from the growing trash problem. Maybe it runs the cost of the meal up to add a napkin?
Just don't ask for honey or a knife to spread it either. Knife, what's that? That brings us to sporks, like that will cut up a breast of chicken or a burger in half for a couple of screaming kids, or get apple sauce to their faces before their shirts! You've got to be real careful if you stir a cup of java with one, one poke and those sporks can make a real hot impression. I only know cause' I've done it!
Why is it that no one can put out any thing but those stirring straws? I've tried stirring with them but they don't move wind let alone fluid, unless you blow in it. Just don't blow too hard and splatter hot coffee on your face .It's not like there is a napkin in the bag!

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