Good thing I have an alibi!!!

fishermanben

I went out to the bars on Friday night with a group of friends. One of the girls in our group is a bank teller and a fairly hot chick. Well we were talking about how she had to work at the bank at 8:00 the next morning and how she was going to be hung over. So being the nice guy I am, I told her, "I'll come in and visit ya tomorrow. I'll be the guy in the ski mask." Well we all got a good chuckle out of it; however, she got held up at gun-point by two masked men that next morning. Joke not funny anymore. Talk about a coincidence.....Whew, poor girl was frightened out of her mind. Well she's okay, but wow, she did have to call and say, "Remember how you were talking about holding up the bank? Well, guess what happened?". So, I'm not gonna joke about anything but winning the lotto, or finding the meaning of life when i'm drinking from now on.....I just don't know what i'll wake up to.
BEN[|)]

bigdaddyjunior

Never ever kid around about that! Jeesh. Bet you still get a visit.

Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems

trooperchin

LMAO! That was a good one! Lucky she didnt take you serious! So, what was your alibi?







Go Army Beat Navy
IF you wanna have fun join the cavalry

fishermanben

Well besides the fact that I didn't match physical descriptions, I was running my saturday errands and probably could be found on different security cameras(unmasked)around the time of the robbery.

BigBoreRob

Now that ya got all that monie, ya gona get a brand new shiny gun???

Ill never understand why a women would dedicate her entire life to making one man miserable when she could make so many men happy

fishermanben

nope, they say you shouldn't spend any for at least 10 years[;)]. Dammit, there I go again joking about things that aren't funny. [:p]