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Who' the Ugliest? (joke)
njretcop
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Cinderella, Hercules, and the Hunchback of Notre Dame were sitting around talking one day.
Cinderella said, I think that I am the prettiest girl in the world.
Hercules said, I know that I am the strongest person in the world.
The hunchback says, I guess that I am the ugliest person in the world.
Then Cinderella says, yes, but these are only our opinions. I'm going off to ask God about it. So, off she goes and returns a short while later and tells the others, God said that, in deed, I am the prettiest girl in the world.
Then Hercules goes off to find God and returns to say that God told him he was the strongest person in the world.
The Hunchback then goes off to ask God if he is the ugliest. A short time later he returns to the group scratching his head and says:
Who's Janet Reno?
Charlie
"It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com
Cinderella said, I think that I am the prettiest girl in the world.
Hercules said, I know that I am the strongest person in the world.
The hunchback says, I guess that I am the ugliest person in the world.
Then Cinderella says, yes, but these are only our opinions. I'm going off to ask God about it. So, off she goes and returns a short while later and tells the others, God said that, in deed, I am the prettiest girl in the world.
Then Hercules goes off to find God and returns to say that God told him he was the strongest person in the world.
The Hunchback then goes off to ask God if he is the ugliest. A short time later he returns to the group scratching his head and says:
Who's Janet Reno?
Charlie
"It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com
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