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Yassir Arafat is on his deathbed

BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
edited October 2004 in General Discussion
Anybody else see this news? He's apparently exhausted from 3 weeks of the flu, and is having some sort of complications. He can't walk, and is barely conscious.

He's 75, and usually at that age you don't recover from something like this.

So what does this mean? Exactly two things:

1)Since Arafat refused to name a sucessor, for fear of cultivating a rival, there will be a massive inter-Palestinian civil war between the different terrorist factions (Islamic Jihad, Hamas, al-Qaida, Hezbollah) and the Palestinian authority leadership. It will be bloody, localized, and highly amusing.

2)Party at Ariel Sharon's place! I'll bring the matzo ball soup, Ben Netanyahu can bring the Manschewitz! Support terrorists, would you? Well you can't cheat the reaper! Shabbat Shalom, motherf**ker![:D][:D][:D][:D]

"Our finest tribute to our fallen dead would be to convince their sons that we were not Rambo and neither are they. -Gus Hasford
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  • Salvage33Salvage33 Member Posts: 1,182 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Just heard the news that Yasser "Possum Face" Arafat is fighting for his life. I hope he loses.

    John


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  • hughbetchahughbetcha Member Posts: 7,801 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The Mossad slipped him some bad dates.
  • gun_runnergun_runner Member Posts: 8,999
    edited November -1
    They will kill each other. Poor Arafat[:D]

    Larry
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  • mark christianmark christian Member Posts: 24,443 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Anyone know if HAIRY has already left the USA to be at his bed side in case the worst (IMHO the best) happens?

    "Nothing can ever be made 'idiot proof' because idiots are simply too clever"!
    Mark T. Christian
  • ZERODINZERODIN Member Posts: 6,338
    edited November -1
    quote:It will be bloody, localized, and highly amusing.
    My thoughts, exactly.
  • NOSLEEPNOSLEEP Member Posts: 4,526
    edited November -1
    The grandfather of terrorism will meet his maker.
    Hope he has a grand time.[}:)]

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  • PATBUZZARDPATBUZZARD Member Posts: 3,556
    edited November -1
    And it couldn't happen to a nicer bunch!! [:D][:D][:D]

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  • CrittergitterCrittergitter Member Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mark christian
    Anyone know if HAIRY has already left the USA to be at his bed side in case the worst (IMHO the best) happens?

    "Nothing can ever be made 'idiot proof' because idiots are simply too clever"!
    Mark T. Christian


    I was thinking the same thing.....[8D]

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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I vas valkin down the street to the bagel shop...
    it was so d*mn humid I was svetin' like a mop
    I was svetin like a mop. I was fryin' like a blintz
    I was svimmin' in my shawts if ya get the hint the hint the hint

    Oi Vey!

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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Arafat and Sharon should BOTH go down like the sub-human murderers they are. I won't shed a tear for either.

    Lord Lowrider the Loquacious.

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  • gruntledgruntled Member Posts: 8,218 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sharon joined a terrorist organization when he was 14 & has been at it ever since. Arafat (& the PLO) came along many years later.
    This is not a chicken & egg type situation. The Zionists terrorist organizations began operations over eighty years ago & even conducted operations against the British DURING WW II. The PLO came along much later.
  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    Mark: quote: Anyone know if HAIRY has already left the USA to be at his bed side in case the worst (IMHO the best) happens? Rest at ease, am still here. I did send your best wishes for a speedy recovery. [:D]

    Anyone thinking about the problem the US/Israel face with a new successor? How can the US/Israel deny negotiating then? [;)][}:)]


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  • Jody CommanderJody Commander Member Posts: 855 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If Arafat dies does the Italian restaurant get it's tablecloth back?
  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,040 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It's called being a democrat Hairy. Don

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  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Remind me to save some of the champagne from the (anticipated) BoSox win tonight to celebrate the flushing of that bastid. Too bad the rest of the terrorist vermin can't join him immediately. The Palestinian people would be far better off, for sure. With luck, Hamas and the rest will be so busy fighting each other that honest people can establish a peaceful government. For sure, Arafat is one of those on whom I would urinate if I saw him drowning.

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  • beantownshootahbeantownshootah Member Posts: 12,776 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Flu. . .bull@#$.

    Arafat has Parkinson's disease, and this has been an open secret for some time. (Just look at the guy when he speaks).

    Anyway, the Israelis have speculated that he has cancer. He may. . .he may not.

    Since he absolutely deliberately refused/refuses to name a successor, or allow any sort of organized government, there is no real chain of succession for when he dies.

    That leaves open a real likelihood of a bloody Palestinian civil war in a fight for power when he goes. If rumors of his coma are true (and they probably are), that may not take long.
  • BeeramidBeeramid Member Posts: 7,264 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    They said on FOX News that its rumored he could have stomach cancer. Sad huh?[}:)]

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  • CountryGunsmithCountryGunsmith Member Posts: 617 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm all broke up about it...

    Wait... pull my finger.

    OK, better now.




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  • dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,040 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Pork is good for that. Don

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  • Rebel_JamesRebel_James Member Posts: 4,746
    edited November -1
    That's soooo sad....

    BREAKS MY FREAKIN HEART!!!!

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  • beantownshootahbeantownshootah Member Posts: 12,776 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    How's this for a night?

    1. Red Sox break the 86 year old curse, sweeping the Cardinals in 4 straight games.

    2. Full lunar eclipse.

    3. Yassir Arafat kicks the bucket.

    What some people see as coincidence, I see as providence. . .
    [:)]
  • shootlowshootlow Member Posts: 5,425
    edited November -1
    Yassir Arafat is on his deathbed
    and the problem with this is ????????????

    Lt.RRG

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  • ZERODINZERODIN Member Posts: 6,338
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by shootlow
    Yassir Arafat is on his deathbed
    and the problem with this is ????????????

    That it's 2004, not 1974. [;)]
  • whiteclouderwhiteclouder Member Posts: 10,574 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Kerry blames it on Bush. Blames what, you ask? Does it matter.?

    Clouder..
  • RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hopefully his will be a slow painful death....unfortunately nothing can equal the pain suffering and heartache this pork rind has inflicted upon society.
  • TRAP55TRAP55 Member Posts: 8,292 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    John Loftus reported that American Intel believes he has A.I.D.S resulting from his preference to little boys.

    "Aim small...Miss small"
  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by TRAP55
    John Loftus reported that American Intel believes he has A.I.D.S resulting from his preference to little boys.

    "Aim small...Miss small"


    Awwwwww sheeit, Hairy! [:0][:0][:0]

    Bet you're sorry you yodeled on his Yodel now, eh? [:D]

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  • kingjoeykingjoey Member Posts: 8,636
    edited November -1
    Bet he tries to establish a "Palestinian-only" section in hell[:o)] Hey Yasser, the Koran had a small translation problem, seems you'll be one of the 70 virgins[}:)]

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  • Laredo LeftyLaredo Lefty Member Posts: 13,451 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That ugly SOB has been trying to grow a beard for 20 years.

    Maybe he will succeed when he gets his 77 virgins.

    They should put him in a SCUD and launch him into Iran to visit his terrorist buddies.

    Joe
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  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    Bulls: quote: quote:
    Originally posted by TRAP55

    John Loftus reported that American Intel believes he has A.I.D.S resulting from his preference to little boys.

    "Aim small...Miss small"




    Awwwwww sheeit, Hairy!

    Bet you're sorry you yodeled on his Yodel now, eh?

    Have you stopped giving lessons to the rest of the troops in the barracks yet?

    We all know that DC is the East Coast's answer to San Franciso--is that why you requested duty there--so you could look pretty rather than being in the real military?

    Bullseye: An Army Of One--He takes on all comers. [:D][:D]

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  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,529 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Report this morning says he is doing better [v]

    " It Ain't Over till its Over"
  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by HAIRY
    Have you stopped giving lessons to the rest of the troops in the barracks yet?

    We all know that DC is the East Coast's answer to San Franciso--is that why you requested duty there--so you could look pretty rather than being in the real military?

    Well c'mon, dammit! Cut me some slack! I'm trying my best, but there's just no way I'll be able to measure up you and your time in the "real military".

    I mean, 20+ years as a (desk) Driver in the Pogue Advocate General Corps of a Chairborne regiment isn't something just anybody can do...[;)][}:)]

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  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    Noticed you posted your attendance at the rally. Did you have to sign autographs? Are you still in that macho chorus line, all dressed up for show?

    Volunteer for Iraq? Didn't think so.

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  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by HAIRY
    Volunteer for Iraq? Didn't think so.


    Aw hell, I must have missed it when they passed around the ol' "Official OIF Sign-Up Sheet: Please Include Permission Slip From CO"[:D]

    I must have been in the can or something...darn...

    PS: You're still a pole yodeling pogey-wogey.[;)][}:)]

    "Our finest tribute to our fallen dead would be to convince their sons that we were not Rambo and neither are they. -Gus Hasford
  • droptopdroptop Member Posts: 8,363 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    When he finally makes like a frog and croaks,, I'd bet the G.B. forum will have this information before many major new sorces.

    Till that happens:

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    "Normal or Muslim?" asks the assistant.
    "What's the difference?" asks the bloke.
    "The Muslim one blows itself up..."


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  • HAIRYHAIRY Member Posts: 23,606
    edited November -1
    Bulls: quote: I must have been in the can or something...darn..

    No doubt. You were probably working out again with others of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" brigade. Now, go be a good little boy and polish your shoes so you are attractive to all those guys you play with.

    BULLSEYE: AN ARMY OF ONE--HE TAKES ALL COMERS.

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  • D.S.COLED.S.COLE Member Posts: 611 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The Flu ? I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WOULD JUST UGLY AWAY
  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    Tell me this, Hairy: If you're so much older and wiser than I, then why are you still here trading pithy barbs with me?

    Hell, if you're half as smart as you claim to be, you should be able to explode my head through ESP from across the country...

    "Our finest tribute to our fallen dead would be to convince their sons that we were not Rambo and neither are they. -Gus Hasford
  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    Tell me this, Hairy: If you're so much older and wiser than I, then why are you still here trading pithy barbs with me?

    Hell, if you're half as smart as you claim to be, you should be able to explode my head through ESP from across the country...

    "Our finest tribute to our fallen dead would be to convince their sons that we were not Rambo and neither are they. -Gus Hasford
  • RocklobsterRocklobster Member Posts: 7,060
    edited November -1
    Arafat has requested that he be placed in his coffin face down to make it easier for Jimmy Carter to kiss his butt.
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