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New Computer Drive (Read quick won't be here long)
22WRF
Member Posts: 3,385
I had run across the term cyber sex a few times lately, so I
decided to try to figure out what it meant. I figured it had
something to do with the computer, so I started trying to find
the sex drive on mine. I looked everywhere, in all the folders
on the My Computer section, the add/uninstall software,
install hardware part of the control panel, then I got out all the
manuals and went through them. I finally came to the conclusion
that my computer is not equipped with one.
So, I decided to go to the computer store and see if I could buy
one. I wanted to look intelligent and scholarly, so I wore my math
hat. Well, the salesperson in the first store was a rather stern
looking woman. I gave her the make and model of my computer
and asked her if she had any sex drives in stock. She kinda
scowled at me and asked me if I was trying to get smart with her.
Figuring she had been impressed with my math hat, I replied that
I tried to be smart with everyone. She said, rather rudely I thought,
that she couldn't help me and walked away......huh, must not have
had any in stock.
In the second store, I gave the salesperson the make and model of
my computer and asked it they had any sex drives in stock. He kind
of snickered and asked if I meant a hard drive......I thought about it
for a minute and told him yeah, maybe that, but I think I should already
have one installed.....he started laughing at me....said something
about me trying to kill him. You're killing me! something like that....
and walked away. Hmmmm, must be out here too...must be hard to
keep in stock. I wasn't trying to kill him...I wasn't even hurting him.
The guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I'd just fallen off
the turnip truck. I assured him I'd never been on a turnip truck, but
I'd fallen off the manure wagon a few times. He mumbled something
about that explaining it.... she's fallen off the wagon, that explains
it....
like that and walked away laughing.
The guy in the fourth store said something like boob under his breath
and walked away. Wonder why he only noticed one? Anyway I figured
they must not carry them in stores....maybe have to order from a catalog
or something.
So that's where I am now. If any of you have some computer skills
and could help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it, then
all I'd have to do is figure out what to do with it
Sold my Cow so I don't need any Bull
decided to try to figure out what it meant. I figured it had
something to do with the computer, so I started trying to find
the sex drive on mine. I looked everywhere, in all the folders
on the My Computer section, the add/uninstall software,
install hardware part of the control panel, then I got out all the
manuals and went through them. I finally came to the conclusion
that my computer is not equipped with one.
So, I decided to go to the computer store and see if I could buy
one. I wanted to look intelligent and scholarly, so I wore my math
hat. Well, the salesperson in the first store was a rather stern
looking woman. I gave her the make and model of my computer
and asked her if she had any sex drives in stock. She kinda
scowled at me and asked me if I was trying to get smart with her.
Figuring she had been impressed with my math hat, I replied that
I tried to be smart with everyone. She said, rather rudely I thought,
that she couldn't help me and walked away......huh, must not have
had any in stock.
In the second store, I gave the salesperson the make and model of
my computer and asked it they had any sex drives in stock. He kind
of snickered and asked if I meant a hard drive......I thought about it
for a minute and told him yeah, maybe that, but I think I should already
have one installed.....he started laughing at me....said something
about me trying to kill him. You're killing me! something like that....
and walked away. Hmmmm, must be out here too...must be hard to
keep in stock. I wasn't trying to kill him...I wasn't even hurting him.
The guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I'd just fallen off
the turnip truck. I assured him I'd never been on a turnip truck, but
I'd fallen off the manure wagon a few times. He mumbled something
about that explaining it.... she's fallen off the wagon, that explains
it....
like that and walked away laughing.
The guy in the fourth store said something like boob under his breath
and walked away. Wonder why he only noticed one? Anyway I figured
they must not carry them in stores....maybe have to order from a catalog
or something.
So that's where I am now. If any of you have some computer skills
and could help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it, then
all I'd have to do is figure out what to do with it
Sold my Cow so I don't need any Bull
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