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WalMart Wine!!!!
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Subject: Walmart Wine
Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item --
Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy McKen, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: The right name is important."
So, here we go: The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:
12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...
1. Nasti Spumante
PLUS in the half gallon and gallon size, these fine wines will be
marketed in a galvanized kerosene can that is sure to become a family heirloom. Now who says they don't know wine in Tennessee?
Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item --
Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy McKen, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: The right name is important."
So, here we go: The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:
12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...
1. Nasti Spumante
PLUS in the half gallon and gallon size, these fine wines will be
marketed in a galvanized kerosene can that is sure to become a family heirloom. Now who says they don't know wine in Tennessee?
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