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Oil Shortage

s.guns.gun Member Posts: 3,245
edited February 2011 in General Discussion
A lot of folks can't understand

how we came to have

an oil shortage here in our country.

~~~

Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

~~~

We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in

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Alaska

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California

~~~
Coastal Florida
~~~
Coastal Louisiana
~~~
Kansas
~~~

Oklahoma
~~~
Pennsylvania

and

Texas

~~~

Our

DIPSTICKS

are located in

Washington DC

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  • s.guns.gun Member Posts: 3,245
    edited November -1
    There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil
    shortage here in the USA. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody
    bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.

    The reason for this is purely geographical. All the oil is in Alaska,
    Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Wyoming, etc.

    All the dipsticks are in Washington, DC.


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  • s.guns.gun Member Posts: 3,245
    edited November -1
    A lot of folks can't understand
    how we came to have an oil
    shortage here in America.
    ~~~
    Well, there's a very simple answer.
    ~~~
    Nobody bothered to check the oil.
    ~~~
    We just didn't know we were getting low.
    ~~~
    The reason for that is purely geographical.
    ~~~
    Our OIL is located in
    ~~~
    Alaska
    ~~~
    California
    ~~~
    Oklahoma
    and
    TEXAS
    ~~~
    ~~~
    Our
    DIPSTICKS
    are located in
    Washington DC
  • s.guns.gun Member Posts: 3,245
    edited November -1
    A lot of folks who cannot understand how we came to have an oil shortage. Well, here's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just did not know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.

    All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, Oklahoma, Wyoming, Montana, The Dakotas, California, and Gulf of Mexico. However, all our dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
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  • s.guns.gun Member Posts: 3,245
    edited November -1
    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to
    > > have an oil shortage here in America.
    > > Well, there's a very simple answer......
    > >
    > > Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't
    > > know we were getting
    > > low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our
    > > oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma.
    > >
    > >
    > > Our dipsticks are in Washington DC
    > >


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  • s.guns.gun Member Posts: 3,245
    edited November -1
    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

    ~~~

    Well, there's a very simple answer.

    ~~~

    Nobody bothered to check the oil.

    ~~~

    We just didn't know we were getting low.

    ~~~

    The reason for that is purely geographical.

    ~~~

    Our OIL is located in:

    ~~~

    ALASKA

    ~~~

    California

    ~~~

    Coastal Florida

    ~~~

    Coastal Louisiana

    ~~~

    Coastal Alabama

    ~~~~

    Coastal Mississippi

    ~~~~

    Coastal Texas

    ~~~

    North Dakota

    ~~~

    Wyoming

    ~~~

    Colorado

    ~~~

    Kansas

    ~~~

    Oklahoma

    ~~~

    Pennsylvania

    ~~~

    And

    ~~~

    Texas

    ~~~

    Our dipsticks are located in DC

    ~~~

    Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So.
  • s.guns.gun Member Posts: 3,245
    edited November -1
    They are a lot of folks who can't understand how the USA came to have an oil shortage.

    Well the answer is simple, nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't realize that we were that low. The reason for this is purely geographical.

    All the oil is in Oklahoma, Louisiana, Texas & Wyoming, etc.





    All the dipsticks are in Washington, DC

    Charlie

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  • s.guns.gun Member Posts: 3,245
    edited November -1
    > A lot of folks can't understand how we came
    > To have an oil shortage here in ou r country.
    > ~~~
    > Well, there's a very simple answer.
    > ~~~
    > Nobody bothered to check the oil.
    > ~~~
    > We just didn't know we were getting low.
    > ~~~
    > The reason for that is purely geographical.
    > ~~~
    > Our OIL is located in
    > ~~~
    > Alaska
    > ~~~
    > California
    > ~~~
    > Coastal Florida
    > ~~~
    > Coastal Louisiana
    > ~~~
    > Kansas
    > ~~~
    > Oklahoma
    > ~~~
    > Pennsylvania
    > And
    > Texas
    > ~~~
    > Our
    > DIPSTICKS
    > Are located in
    > Washington, DC !!!
    >
    > Any Questions ???
    > NO? I didn't Think So.
  • guntech59guntech59 Member Posts: 23,188 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Not true. My dipstick is right here.
  • FrancFFrancF Member Posts: 35,279 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by s.gun
    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

    My understanding is we have more oil than the middle east. Were just burning it first.[:D]
  • nutfinnnutfinn Member Posts: 12,808 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What happens when middle-east runs out of oil?? All they have is sand, they will all have to go somewhere [:(!]
  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,537 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by okkim
    What happens when middle-east runs out of oil?? All they have is sand, they will all have to go somewhere [:(!]


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  • FrancFFrancF Member Posts: 35,279 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by okkim
    What happens when middle-east runs out of oil?? All they have is sand, [:(!]


    Worlds largest supplier of glass?[:D]
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