Redneck SF and the Taliban

Wild Turkey

From another board I read:

The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of South of the Mason-Dixon Line Special Forces.
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and * are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:


1. There is no bag limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. They don't like barbeque.
AND, most important:
6. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's racing death.

Should be over in about a week.



Wild Turkey"if your only tool is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail"

gun_gal1682

Good one, Wild Turkey! I would love to see this, having been accused of being a Redneck north of the Mason-Dixon line! Brought a couple good laughs and I like the line about Dale Earnhardt's death.



Edited by - gun_gal1682 on 08/08/2002 22:45:56

azzeater

very good, i had to show it tothe wife. Living in Florida has made us appreciate redneck jokes.


hey all!

13FOX

Hey! Where do I sign up? No bag limit sounds good. Dont like beer? Em' bastards gotta die. I heard them buggers wipes their backside with the palm of their hand. Probably cant even hold onto a beer if thats true. Probably why they are all so damn miserable too, cause its probably pretty hard getting to first base with the gals when they wont even hold their hands. Could tell bubba they called his momma a dirty word, that would really get him riled up.