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REDNECKS JOIN THE AIR FORCE
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The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he
would personally intervene in the recuiting crisis
affecting all of our armed services. So, he directed that
a nearby Air Force base be opened and that all elgible
young men and women be invited. As he and his staff
were standing near an brand new F-15 Fighter, a pair
of twin brothers who looked like they had just stepped
off a Marine Corps recruiting poster walked up to
them.
The chief of staff walked up to them, stuck out his hand
and introduced himself. He looked at the first young
man and asked, "Son, what skills can you bring to the
Air Force?"
The young man looks at him and says, "I'm a pilot!"
The general gets all excited, turns to his aide and says,
"Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything,
do it!" The aide hustles the young man off.
The general looks at the second young man and
asked,"What skills to you bring to the Air Force?"
The young man says, "I chop wood!"
"Son," the general replies, "we don't need wood
choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to
do?"
"I chop wood!"
"Young man," huffs the general, "you are not listening to
me, we don't need wood choppers, this is the 20th
century!"
"Well," the young man says, "you hired my brother!"
"Of course we did," says the general, "he's a pilot!"
The young man rolls his eyes and says, "Dang it, I have
to chop it before he can pile it!"
Lil' Stinker's Opinion
would personally intervene in the recuiting crisis
affecting all of our armed services. So, he directed that
a nearby Air Force base be opened and that all elgible
young men and women be invited. As he and his staff
were standing near an brand new F-15 Fighter, a pair
of twin brothers who looked like they had just stepped
off a Marine Corps recruiting poster walked up to
them.
The chief of staff walked up to them, stuck out his hand
and introduced himself. He looked at the first young
man and asked, "Son, what skills can you bring to the
Air Force?"
The young man looks at him and says, "I'm a pilot!"
The general gets all excited, turns to his aide and says,
"Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything,
do it!" The aide hustles the young man off.
The general looks at the second young man and
asked,"What skills to you bring to the Air Force?"
The young man says, "I chop wood!"
"Son," the general replies, "we don't need wood
choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to
do?"
"I chop wood!"
"Young man," huffs the general, "you are not listening to
me, we don't need wood choppers, this is the 20th
century!"
"Well," the young man says, "you hired my brother!"
"Of course we did," says the general, "he's a pilot!"
The young man rolls his eyes and says, "Dang it, I have
to chop it before he can pile it!"
Lil' Stinker's Opinion
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When they come to get your GUNS, make sure to give them the AMMO first!!!