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PUBLIC BATHROOM FUN...JOKE!!
BrodeurBoy30
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1) Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a * function noise.
2) Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place, then and sigh loudly.
3) Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
4) Say, "Interesting, more sinkers than floaters."
5) Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall. Then say, "Whoops. Could you kick that back over here, please?"
6) Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
7) Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
8) Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
Lil Eric
2) Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place, then and sigh loudly.
3) Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
4) Say, "Interesting, more sinkers than floaters."
5) Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall. Then say, "Whoops. Could you kick that back over here, please?"
6) Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
7) Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
8) Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
Lil Eric
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When they come to get your GUNS, make sure to give them the AMMO first!!!