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Name Bill Clintons TV Show

4GodandCountry4GodandCountry Member Posts: 3,968
edited August 2002 in General Discussion
1. Sex, Lies and Fat Women
2. Would I Lie To You
3. Hilary's Ho
4. Bubbas Playhouse
5. Screw America

When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
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  • farmplinkerfarmplinker Member Posts: 245 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    "To Tell The Truth"


    And then hear everyone across the country laughing their * off when they actually tune in and see who is hosting.
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  • dads-freeholddads-freehold Member Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    greetings, how about truth or consequenses or worst case senario. respt submitted dads-freehold

    if your going to be a savage, be a headhunter
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  • maggiethecatmaggiethecat Member Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    how about: The American Joke ; Do As I Say, Not As I Do

    For the first time a nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more effecient, and the world will follow our lead into the future.-A. Hitler

    must have been a democrat
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The Gong Show?, The Dating Game?

    A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
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  • royc38royc38 Member Posts: 2,235 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Not to Pi$% on anybody's parade but I am sick and tired of people trying to make something funny out of Bill Clinton. THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT BILL CLINTON! Telling Clinton Jokes is like telling Hitler jokes. They are not funny. Why is this man not in jail? Why is this man not up for treason? Why is this man not shunned by the American people like he deserves? Why has he not choked on the last thing he has put in his mouth. The man is the representation of all that is wrong with politics and mankind and should be treated as such. This man has set us back years and cost us a lot of money and prestige. What is funny about that?
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  • rameleni1rameleni1 Member Posts: 998 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I for one am very interested in his future. Who would possibly hire him for anything? I would like to see a list of refused applications, that would make me feel better. I would also like his Presidential Pension taken away, and the Secret Service.

    Rameleni1
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  • redcedarsredcedars Member Posts: 919 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    BubbaBlabber!
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  • RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Rush was talking about this today on his show, Clinton is a polarizing figure.....half the people hate him, the remainder would have to become loyal listeners to make advertizers and the bean counters happy. If it does become a reality, my bet is it won't last a year.

    Clinton is one of those weird characters that will always be on the front cover of the Supermarket tabloids.....like Elvis, O.J., Jon Bennet, Jacko, Di, and alien space creatures. It's better he is around to remind us of his foolishness and bad character....if he ever met an untimely death, he would be martyered by the media and elevated to sainthood.
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  • Harleeman1030Harleeman1030 Member Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Devil with a blue DRESS ????

    Scraping the bottom

    I am really a woman

    what it takes to destory trust



    Harleeman1030@aol.com

    Be quiet honey i know what i am doing ...
    !!!!!KaBOOM!!!!!
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  • Jungle JimJungle Jim Member Posts: 264 ✭
    edited November -1
    How about "THE UNZIPPERED EX-GIPPER" !


    If I owned a lot of stock in CBS, you'd hear me raising major hell about them even thinking about him hosting a TV show.

    The only good thing about Clinton getting a show is going to be its failure. People will watch it for a little while, and after the new wears off the ratings will drop faster than Monica's underwear and he'll be history (again). And since all television shows are ratings and sponsor driven, he'll fade off into the sunset and go back to being the Bubba he is.

    .

    "De Oppresso Liber"
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  • robsgunsrobsguns Member Posts: 4,581 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    How about: 'Shout it Out!' Pun intended.

    SSgt Ryan E. Roberts, USMC
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  • Spring CreekSpring Creek Member Posts: 1,260 ✭
    edited November -1
    "Deep Throat" Starring Dip *
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  • kaliforniankalifornian Member Posts: 475 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sex, lies and *$

    Shaft

    Why I let Osama go: Memoirs of a traitor





    So many guns, so little money . . .
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  • Hunter4lifeHunter4life Member Posts: 45 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    the only show i want to see with clinton
    is "The bill and hillary public execution show".
    or "dope on a rope"



    TIME TO TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY !!!!!
    HUNTER
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  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    "Whats My Lie"

    "A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"
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  • NighthawkNighthawk Member Posts: 12,022 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I dont know how to respond to that.

    Rugster


    Toujours Pret
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  • The firearms consultantThe firearms consultant Member Posts: 716 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Klinton would have to show some character and dicipline to do a daily show. That ain't goin' to happen!!!

    I might not always tell you the truth, but I will never lie to you!
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  • Josey1Josey1 Member Posts: 9,598 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    If Al Gore comes on bord as Bills' sidekick they could call it "Dumb and Dumber"

    "If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege." - Arkansas Supreme Court, 1878
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  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    THE Felatio is not sex Hour !!!!!

    400 million cows can't be wrong ( EAT GRASS !!! )
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  • guns-n-painthorsesguns-n-painthorses Member Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Klinton knew there was going to be another attack on the WTC. He just didn't know when. Why do you think he's got a office in Harlem!


    Got Guns?
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  • ccasey612ccasey612 Member Posts: 901 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Doggy Dog

    If you will blame gun makers for every shooting then blame car maker for every car accident.
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  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,690 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Someone drive a wooden stake in his heart and make him go away. I was sick of him in the summer of '92. Yes, that was 4 months before he was elected. When he said he smoked but didn't inhale I knew he was a damn liar. Please make him go away!

    "Not as deep as a well, or as wide as a church door, but it is enough."
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  • tesla85tesla85 Member Posts: 728 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Who's lie is it anyway?"

    When they come to get your GUNS, make sure to give them the AMMO first!!!
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  • interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    THE REHASH W/ WHITETRASH!!
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  • DancesWithSheepDancesWithSheep Member Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "Face The Nation"

    Why does man kill? He kills for food. But not only for food; frequently, he must have a beverage.
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  • charlie15charlie15 Member Posts: 937 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "LIVE FROM FOLSUM PRISON"



    If a goverment's oppressive, then repress it!!
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  • William81William81 Member Posts: 25,471 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Will and Space

    Because no person with any self respect would want to be on a show with Willy...

    Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
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  • sodbustersodbuster Member Posts: 2,305 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Lets make this simple:
    Have him be a guest on Jerry Springer EVERY DAY!!
    They wouldn't have to worry about new "program themes" for a few years.
    Also it's real easy NOT to watch Jerry Springer!!

    "Just my opinion."
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  • davcondavcon Member Posts: 139 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The Oval Orifice
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  • wipalawipala Member Posts: 11,067
    edited November -1
    1. Sax, Lies on Videotape

    2. Theres a Sucker Born Every Minute

    3. Slick Willie's Slick Willies (Specialises in Pr#$Ks who got away with it)


    Dances With Sheep (Should'nt that be Defacing the Nation


    Remember here at DeeDee"s If we can't kill it, it's immortal
    D.D.Snavely
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  • DancesWithSheepDancesWithSheep Member Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Wipala:

    Guess I shoulda said "Face" The Nation.

    Why does man kill? He kills for food. But not only for food; frequently, he must have a beverage.
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