How do you want to go....?

familyguy · August 2003

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

And at that point, the proctologist fainted.

Got a new gun for my ex-wife.....pretty good trade, huh?

kingjoey · August 2003

I'm refraining from making any comments[;)]

Love them Beavers

SUPPORT THE I.N.S. , THE COUNTRY THEY SAVE COULD BE YOUR OWN

Mr.PissyPants · August 2003

[:D][:D][:D]

"Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

Swamp Thing · August 2003

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![:D]

COCKED,LOCKED,READY TO ROCK!

robsguns · August 2003

I guess we'll all slide into an oversized rifle casing? Maybe even a larger than life bullet box, like a 20 rd. one from the factory? That'd be kind of cool.[:D]

SSgt Ryan E. Roberts, USMC

headzilla97 · August 2003

that was agood one

He who dies with the most toys still dies "NO FEAR"

victorlvlb · August 2003

I want to die peiceful like my grand father,not like the other three people in the car that he was driving.

nitrouz · August 2003

Well since I'm not going to have Social Security it's going to be guns blazing...no need to think of a burial...there won't be much left to put in a box.

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"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one."
- Jesus Christ in Luke 22:36

How do you want to go....?

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