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Lots of sadness

paboogerpabooger Member Posts: 13,953
edited November 2002 in General Discussion
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD. Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer!



" Striving to preserve the right to keep and bear arms"






Edited by - pabooger on 11/30/2002 05:10:42
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    TazmuttTazmutt Member Posts: 862 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yeah, but how many of the 17million are having COMPUTER sex ?

    "A Fear of Weapons is a sign of Retarded Sexual
    and Emotional Maturity" Sigmund Freud
    "MOLON LABE !"
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    n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    BUT... you have no idea what we did before we got on the comp this morning.... *LMAO



    Lil' Stinker's Opinion
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    paboogerpabooger Member Posts: 13,953
    edited November -1
    LoL Blackroses, I tried but when I pulled back my arm all I had left was the bloody stub!!!
    Not really, Ma is not a morning person, and Ive had her up pretty early the last couple mornings, so Im letting her sleep. She's a damm good woman, for puttin up with me!!!


    "Can any body point me in the direction of the bathroom, I really gotta go "
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    Matt45Matt45 Member Posts: 3,185
    edited November -1
    I think I'm finding out that sex is something that occurs before you have kids, and not again until they're gone. It's like some kind of twisted and bizarre reward system.





    Reserving my Right to Arm Bears!!!!
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    robsgunsrobsguns Member Posts: 4,581 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Today is my only son's birthday, a constant reminder of what happen the last time I had sex 6 years and 9 months ago. NEVER AGAIN!!! Should have stopped with the daughter.

    SSgt Ryan E. Roberts, USMC
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    groundhog devastationgroundhog devastation Member Posts: 4,495
    edited November -1
    We know what Classic got for his birthday!! GHD
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    nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,013 ******
    edited November -1
    Birthday, my eye! I am betting that Classic and Black Roses put the recently published national average to shame.

    Just a feeling.

    SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net
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    Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My wife got out of bed this morning with a smile on her face..........

    Robsguns, you need to learn self control
    Real men use little bullets.
    redneck1314@pennswoods.net
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    elect1mikeelect1mike Member Posts: 4,585 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ok this is how it is guys. When a woman says I do then they
    don't anymore. Its true its true.


    col elect1mike Illinois
    volinters RRG
    O give me a home where no democrats roam
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    paboogerpabooger Member Posts: 13,953
    edited November -1
    quote:My wife got out of bed this morning with a smile on her face
    Let me get this right; you put a smile on her face this morning, and the poor woman is 9 months pregnant!!!!!
    THE POOR KID IS APT TO COME OUT WITH A DIMPLE IN HIS HEAD!!!!


    "Can any body point me in the direction of the bathroom, I really gotta go "
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    Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Pabooger, now without saying too much and sounding bad. My wife tells me there is no danger of that.
    Real men use little bullets.
    redneck1314@pennswoods.net
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    maboogermabooger Member Posts: 685 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    7MM - she wasn't smilin from that - She was smiling 'cause she knows you're going to miss the first day of deer season ' cause your gonna be at the hospital having a baby!!!
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    Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I aint gonna miss the first day of deer season!!!

    I just made her a big plate of baked beans and I'm making her drink lotsa water, should put some pressure down there. After she is done with that, I'm tired of being a maid so she is going to carry the laundry up and down the stairs, then we are going 4wheelin in my pickup, then a wresltlin match, maybe a walk thru walmart, I don't care what it takes! I love my wife very very much but she gotta get jr out of there! NOW!
    Real men use little bullets.
    redneck1314@pennswoods.net
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    n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    GHD... its not Classics birthday till monday... *LOL...



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    Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ohh, and PA, she is in the mood more often now than she ever was, so this morning was brought on by her
    Real men use little bullets.
    redneck1314@pennswoods.net
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    Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    7mm nut Dont Become A karmic statistic ,I have a bad bone with this
    ,dont force nature, there are forces beyond your grasp that makes murphys laws pale in comparison , your atitude is an accident waiting to happen you are becoming a liability to yourself .....

    Please reconsider.......


    JD

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    Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    JD, the doctor is forcing labor on Monday!!!!! Why cant I force it now?!?!?!?! I begged with the doc to do it this weekend but her doc is a $!#@$! and knows what monday is, she is doing this on purpose!


    Real men use little bullets.
    redneck1314@pennswoods.net
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    armed_ femalearmed_ female Member Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ok...this was all wayyyy toooo much information for my poor little eyes!!!!!!

    SGT RRG

    Abilene Regional Director
    Armed Females of America

    Gun Control is Hitting Your Target!
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    SNIPER1048SNIPER1048 Member Posts: 144 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    pabooger: I WANT YOU GENTILEMEN TO KNOW THAT SINCE I GOT MY COMPUTER
    THAT I HAVE LEARNED TO TYPE REALLY GOOD WITH ONE HAND.
    GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE TERM LAPTOP!!!

    "START THE BALL ROLLING THERE, TECTOR"
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    GatofeoGatofeo Member Posts: 230 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Gee, Pabooger. Thanks for depressing me even more.
    I'm way the heck out in the desert. No wife (never had one) and no girlfriend. And a gorgeous Playmate behind every tree (no trees).
    What's even more depressing is that 17 isn't divisible by two! That means, some lucky ... um ... stiff somewhere is enjoying a common male fantasy with TWO or more women.
    Sheesh ... selfish cad.
    I wish Dillon made a stainless steel 550B progressive reloader ... I may be crying over mine tonight while reloading some .45 Auto shells.

    "A hit with a .22 is better than a miss with a .44!"
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