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Lawyers.....are the nicest people..

dcon12dcon12 Member Posts: 32,003 ✭✭✭✭
edited February 2004 in General Discussion
on this earth. This is my punishismment for bad mouthing lawyers. i must add that I think they are the best thing since sliced bread. I was going to be a lawyer till I decided to grow up.Mateomasfeo, just kidding....[:D][:D][:D][}:)][}:)]

"Right is Right, even is everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it"
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  • DancesWithSheepDancesWithSheep Member Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Q: What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
    A: A rooster clucks defiance.
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  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Last two times I hired a lawyer trying to beat bad laws here in PA thru the local magistrate I wasted money. One was dealing with a trespasser and the other dealing with a spotlighter, I got the shaft and lost both cases, cost me over $200 for the lawyers plus fines[V]

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  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    DCON you honery SOB!

    OK, just ta show I'm a good sport I'll give you my all time favorite lawyer joke-

    Do you know how a lawyer and a sperm cell are the same?

    They both have a one in a million chance of becoming a human being!

    DWS I always kiss...


    Do a good deed today-hug a lawyer...

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    Mateomasfeo

    "I am what I am!" - Popeye
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  • 96harley96harley Member Posts: 3,992 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    In all honesty I have come across a couple good ones. What do you call 20 sky diving attorneys?




















    SKEET

    "Save the Whalers, they need jobs too."
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  • plains scoutplains scout Member Posts: 4,563
    edited November -1
    BEST LAWYER joke EVER:

    What is the difference between a lawyer and a toilet seat?

    Y
    scroll down!!






    Y

    A lawyer can handle more than one * at a time.
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  • bambihunterbambihunter Member Posts: 10,742 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This is my favorite lawyer joke...


    It is so cold today that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
    Fanatic collector of the 10mm auto.
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