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Best Singles Ad Ever
rdcinmn
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The following was in The Atlanta Journal
>>
>>This has got to be one of the best "singles ads" ever:
>>
>>SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm
>>a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the
>>woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,
>>cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
>>eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll
>>be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what
>>nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call
>>(404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
>>
>>Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
>>about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up and shake off the existing government and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable, a most sacred right - a right which we hope and believe is to liberate the world." -- Abraham Lincoln, 1848
>>
>>This has got to be one of the best "singles ads" ever:
>>
>>SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm
>>a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the
>>woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,
>>cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
>>eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll
>>be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what
>>nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call
>>(404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
>>
>>Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
>>about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up and shake off the existing government and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable, a most sacred right - a right which we hope and believe is to liberate the world." -- Abraham Lincoln, 1848
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