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Species crossing female anomaly....
bigdaddyjunior
Member Posts: 11,233
Don't know what kind of feramones I'm putting out today, or maybe just my natural animal magnetism, or perhaps I just stepped in something, but today was unreal. I go to this lady's house to fix her heat and while looking at the thermostat her female cat comes running up and starts having sex with my leg.The lady says "oh she hates everyone, she must really like you!" Ah yeah she likes me anymore I'm going to have to go home for some fresh jeans. So I proceed with my work day and go to fix a boat for a fellow on the lake. This big yellow lab female comes running out of the house and starts humping my leg like a jackhammer in heat. Now I'm thinking I'm definitely going to need some fresh jeans. I finish the boat work and commend the guy on his guard dog and go on my way. Didn't run into anymore love struck critters 'til I got home and the sow spotted me. I wasn't even gonna give that pig a chance so I hightailed it to the kitchen door and made it to the safety of my castle. I say hello to my wife and out of the blue she says,"Are you having an affair?" I said, "I'm not sure, but I think I had a few of them."[:0]
Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
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Mateomasfeo
"I am what I am!" - Popeye
Greg
Former
USMC
ANGLICO
Semper Fi
Remember Ruby Ridge.
Experience is the best teacher and usually charges accordingly.
I'd do one of two things (or maybe both)...
1. Burn the jeans you were wearing today and buy some clean, new Wranglers!
2. Tell the wife that she brings out the beast in you!
Rrrrroowwwwwwwwrrrrr!!! [:0][:0][:D][:D]
Big Al
P.S. Don't plan on getting any more work done today, neither!