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0311marine
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my girlfreind just got back from seattle today.we were laying in bed after taking a nap[;)],and she started horseplaying around and she was snaping at me with her teeth so i did the same thing back,and the timing was off we both head butted each other she started crying and looked in the mirror she chipped her 2 front teeth pretty good and i broke one of mine .it was about 7pm all dentists were closed but we called up our regular dentist,and we both have appt. in the morning her's will be easy to fix.but i think i'll have to have a root canal.ouch[B)] now tonight we just laugh at each other about what we did.her dad called this evening she told him what happend i think i'm now on his sh.t list.lol[:D][B)][:D]
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dipit,dipit,dipit!
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He was in bad shape for a while. And I, being the genious that I am, knocked a nice chunk out of one of my incisors trying to eat a breadstick at the University Cafeteria. Really should have talked to a lawyer on that one.
But I'm sure yours will be mended soon, and you'll have the experience of dental repair to forever cherish.
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Speaking of which, I have a story that will likely get poofed. However, it is worth telling regardless.
I know someone who is an office manager for a urologists and a gynecologists. This individual called me recently and had to share an experience that was so terrible...yet somehow amusing in a sadistic way that she simply had to share it.
It seems a young man recently underwent emergence surgery at their establishment. His testes had been exposed by severe tissue damage to his nether regions, as well as his reproductive organ partially severed.
The surgery was completed successfully and he will recover. However, while the surgery was going on his girlfriend was in the waiting room, filling out reports and talking to the police *the situation was thought to be an assault at first, given the extent of the damage*.
His girlfriend had braces and was prone to epilectic siezures. I'm sure you can put the rest together for yourself.
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Oh Geesh Im gonna be in trouble for this one!!!
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Old times are past, old times are done:
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Empty the clip!
spectre7: I still have the chills over that one. [:D]
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IF you wanna have fun join the cavalry
Once I came to the bedroom for some fun but my girl had vanished. Oh, o.k. a little hide and seek I figure. As I look around the house she is tip toeing out of sight around an inner wall but then I realize what she's doing. (Did I mention we were naked?) I give the fakeout of going one way and come low the other way. She falls for the fakeout BIG TIME and she came running full steam around the corner. I get fingernails and knees jammed in every place you don't want. I had to go the E.R. with a scratched cornea and I never found my contact lenses. I had an eye patch for a week, however the pirate look never turned her on.[B)]
Them ducks is wary.