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Trust - humor

kissgoodnightkissgoodnight Member Posts: 4,063 ✭✭✭
edited August 2003 in General Discussion
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a
classroom. The teacher
was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a
little boy:

TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass
outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if
you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes
later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point.. We can't see God
because he isn't
there. He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the
boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the
boy:

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree
outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass
outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the
questions by this time).

LITTLE! GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were
taught today in
school, she must not have one!
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