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Joke about the mans thumb

MVPMVP Member Posts: 23,453 ✭✭✭
edited September 2011 in General Discussion
I am trying to find the joke that someone posted here about the mans thumb.
Anyone remember that joke?
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  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,537 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As they meet, one man looks at the otherknowingly, points at his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969. " The other hooks his thumb behind him and says, "Dog doo, 20 feetback. "
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  • MVPMVP Member Posts: 23,453 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thanks for the laugh but thats not the one i am looking for.
    The one I need is about how a mans thumb size directly corrlates to the size of his member... then its blah blah blah and half way through the joke it says and half the men are still looking at their thumbs.
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  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,537 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I posted that one once and it got poofed
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  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,537 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A little different version that may survive poofing



    The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.

    - A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball (a bit bigger than a cricket ball).

    - It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

    - The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

    - The average man's BallPark Frank is three times the length of his thumb.

    - A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

    - If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.

    - Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

    - There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    - Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.

    - Women blink twice as much as men.

    - The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.

    - When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate...they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!

    - Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.

    - Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

    - If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

    - The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

    *** You looked at your thumb... Didn't you?!!
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  • MVPMVP Member Posts: 23,453 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by savage170
    I posted that one once and it got poofed

    Thats probably why I can't find it in the search.
    Post it again and I will copy it real fast before the mods catch wind and thn you can delete it LOL
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  • RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Crap! I got the short end of the stick[:(!]
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  • Henry0ReillyHenry0Reilly Member Posts: 10,892 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You might try looking for it here:

    http://jokes.aspcode.net/thumb-jokes.aspx
    I used to recruit for the NRA until they sold us down the river (again!) in Heller v. DC. See my auctions (if any) under username henryreilly
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