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The Farmer........ JOKE! Rate this joke
BrodeurBoy30
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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket bout full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post onthe right.
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....
Some things you just can't explain.
What did you think of this Joke
1)It wus the worst joke you ever heard
2)it was pretty bad
3)It was sort of funny
4)it was funny
5)it was Realy funny
6)it was Hilarious!
Lil Eric
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket bout full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post onthe right.
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....
Some things you just can't explain.
What did you think of this Joke
1)It wus the worst joke you ever heard
2)it was pretty bad
3)It was sort of funny
4)it was funny
5)it was Realy funny
6)it was Hilarious!
Lil Eric
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IT'S WHAT PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THEMSELVES THAT MAKES THEM AFRAID.
Michael
Paranoid keeps you alive, worry just gives you stomach problems.
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Now rate this....
Dano walks into a bar and tells the barkeep to "Give me a beer,any beer but Budweiser".
Guiness ok ?
"Any beer but Bud" snaps Dano
This goes on night after night so on the 5th night the bartender asks
"Dano, it's always the same with you, any beer but bud, what gives?"
"I don't want to talk about it !!!" A pi$$ off Dano replied
I'm a bartender, people always talk to the bartender.
"Well, the last time I drank Budweiser I went home and I blew chunks" Dano confided
That's nothing! Laughed the barkeep. Many people "Blow chunks" when they've had too much to drink...
"You don't understand" Dano interupts the bartender
"Chunks is the name of my dog"
(I think it may have been Dano too)
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Have guns,will travel
Arielle
I love myself and so should you!
You could see the punch line coming from a mile away.[;)]
Trinity +++
"Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is old he will not depart from it."(Proverbs 22:6)
My heros have always killed cowboys.
Another, same vintage as the dano joke.
"Remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid?"
"Sure."
"Well, he's back in town and lookin' for ya."
Ba-boom!!
Clouder..
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SXSMAN, hilarious! [:D]
Whiteclouder, I am in tears. I gotta use that one on my buddies! LMAO [:D]