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kissgoodnight
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Almost Heaven in WV
A Montgomery, WV policeman had a perfect spot to watch
for speeders, but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which
read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a
young accomplice down the road with a sign reading
"TIPS" and a bucket full of money... (And we used to
just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar post in Charleston, WV. A
$40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture
of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo
of a pair of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As WV
State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open
his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are
going to sell me a ticket to the WV State Police
Ball." He replied, "WV State Troopers don't have
balls." There was a moment of silence while she
smiled, and he then realized what he'd just said. He
then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and
left. She was laughing so hard she couldn't start
her car.
A Montgomery, WV policeman had a perfect spot to watch
for speeders, but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which
read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a
young accomplice down the road with a sign reading
"TIPS" and a bucket full of money... (And we used to
just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar post in Charleston, WV. A
$40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture
of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo
of a pair of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As WV
State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open
his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are
going to sell me a ticket to the WV State Police
Ball." He replied, "WV State Troopers don't have
balls." There was a moment of silence while she
smiled, and he then realized what he'd just said. He
then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and
left. She was laughing so hard she couldn't start
her car.
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