Dangerous foods

BlackieBooger

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting
here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat
it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for
years after eating it?"

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said,
"Wedding cake."


"Sell not virtue to purchase wealth, not liberty to purchase power."
Benjamin Franklin, 1785

BlackieBooger

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have
killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful.
Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded
with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us
realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our
drinking water."

"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and
we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what
food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years
after eating it?"

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said,
"Wedding cake."

Smokeeater 38

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Get the job done and come home safe guys.

I rush in where others flee.

Mr.PissyPants

You have to love and honest reply. [:D]

"Dying ain't much of a living, boy."