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10 ways handguns are better than women
richbug
Member Posts: 3,650
TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN...
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>#10 -- YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW .22.
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>#9 -- YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE
>ON THE ROAD.
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>#8 -- IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL
>PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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>#7 -- YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR
>A BACK UP.
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>#6 -- YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
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>#5 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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>#4 -- HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
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>#3 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
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>#2 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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>And, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman:
>#1 -- YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
My border collie is smarter than your honor student.
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>#10 -- YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW .22.
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>#9 -- YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE
>ON THE ROAD.
>
>#8 -- IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL
>PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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>#7 -- YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR
>A BACK UP.
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>#6 -- YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
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>#5 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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>#4 -- HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
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>#3 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
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>#2 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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>And, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman:
>#1 -- YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
My border collie is smarter than your honor student.
Comments
10) A handgun does not complain when taken shopping
9) A handgun does not need its ego stroked to properly perform
8) When using a handgun in public the holster is optional not required
7) When taken home, a handgun will not hog your remote or drink all the beer in your refrigerator
6) a handgun generally stays put until needed
5) A handgun has no problem receiving direction and generally shoots in the direction that it is aimed
4) A handgun does not mind having only one owner
3) Pressure actually improves performance
2) regular use will not result in pregnancy
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN...
1) a handgun can be reloaded to perform again immediately after use
Lil' Stinker's Opinion
#11: A handgun will kill you quickly, as opposed to the slow, lingering descent into agony a woman will put you through before you give up the ghost.