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Game Warden Expertise (JOKE)
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A Good Ol' Boy went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like rednecks.
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>The game warden ordered to the hunter to show his hunting license, and the hunter pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?" The hunter reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?"
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>The hunter reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said this ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?" Again the hunter reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license.
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>The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled, "Just where the hell are you from?"
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>The Good Ol' Boy dropped his pants, turned around, bent over, and said, "You tell me, expert!" [:o)]
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
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>The game warden ordered to the hunter to show his hunting license, and the hunter pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?" The hunter reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?"
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>The hunter reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said this ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?" Again the hunter reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license.
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>The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled, "Just where the hell are you from?"
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>The Good Ol' Boy dropped his pants, turned around, bent over, and said, "You tell me, expert!" [:o)]
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
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