Alien encounter

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Last night I had an alien encounter. And I was not even drinking. On the way home from the auction around 11:00PM. Toolbabe and I were traveling east on Hwy 9 just weas of Lancaster SC. We were traveling at a speed of 55mph when all the sudden several red lights apeared to our right. It was freightning. They kept comeing closer. I moved to the left lane and they kept comeing. Toolbabe was screaming. I had to vere off the road to aviod getting hit by them. The set of lights speed up and passed all the others. I kept watching this set of lights. All the sudden they got real bright and turned off the road. I went up to where they turned and I turned. And there thay were. Two ileagel Aliens. Driveing a brand new 03 Mustang. One got out of the passenger side as I pulled up behind them. I told him that there was no reason for driveing like that. He just walked into the gas station. Toolbabe jumped out of the toolhauler and started yelling at the driver as he got out of the car. He started to apoligze and got on his knees and prayed. I got out and toled him there was nothing in that store worth killing himself or anybody else for. He apoligzed to me and prayed some more. He walked up to me and begged my forgiveness. At this point I could smell the alcohol. I told him to Park his car and call someone to come get him. Right then the biggest cop I had ever seen was standing right beside me. and 2 others were walking up. The first asked what happened. I told him. At this time his buddy came out of the store. The cop asked are you with him. His buddy said NO. I said he was that he got out of the car when I pulled up. The cop then asked if he had a licence. He said NO. The cop told him to call some one to get him and that if he saw him in the car again he would arest him. The cop then said to me If I had not have came up you would have been welcom to whip up on him all you wanted. I said Thankyou and carefuly drove home.
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kingjoey

Yep, that happens a lot here too. New cars, no insurance, no license, too many Bud Lights...real bad combo. Usually they're a bit less apologetic here though, guess they feel too much at home here. I've had them drunk SOB's almost get in an accident with me and then start yelling at me in Spanish about being in their way. I prefer the "whoop on 'em" option[;)]

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