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Bad jokes...
.250Savage
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After the past couple of days, I feel the need for a bad joke...
One day this guy sees a sign on a bar: "New! Robot Bartender!"
Curious, he goes in. Sure enough, there's a shiny, stainless-steel robot behind the bar, mixing & serving drinks. He sits down at the bar, and orders a Martini. The robot whips up the best Martini he's ever had, and then asks him his IQ. He tells it "160," and the robot talks to him about the Large Hadron Collider, and how funny it is that uneducated people think it's going to cause a Black Hole here on earth.
He goes out & comes back in, and again asks for a Martini. Again, the robot whips up the best Martini he's ever had, and asks him his IQ. This time, he says "100,", and the robot talks to him about sports scores, and what a pity it is that Penn State is going to be saddled with a stigma, no matter what their performance.
Again the guy goes out & comes back in, asks for a Martini, & gets the best one he's ever had. Again the robot bartender asks him his IQ, and this time he says, "87". The robot leans in real close, and asks, "So, you people happy with Obama, or what?"
One day this guy sees a sign on a bar: "New! Robot Bartender!"
Curious, he goes in. Sure enough, there's a shiny, stainless-steel robot behind the bar, mixing & serving drinks. He sits down at the bar, and orders a Martini. The robot whips up the best Martini he's ever had, and then asks him his IQ. He tells it "160," and the robot talks to him about the Large Hadron Collider, and how funny it is that uneducated people think it's going to cause a Black Hole here on earth.
He goes out & comes back in, and again asks for a Martini. Again, the robot whips up the best Martini he's ever had, and asks him his IQ. This time, he says "100,", and the robot talks to him about sports scores, and what a pity it is that Penn State is going to be saddled with a stigma, no matter what their performance.
Again the guy goes out & comes back in, asks for a Martini, & gets the best one he's ever had. Again the robot bartender asks him his IQ, and this time he says, "87". The robot leans in real close, and asks, "So, you people happy with Obama, or what?"
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Bad jokes, can't get enough of 'em:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O35iphfiMhs
Bad jokes, man I love 'em;
Bad jokes, can't get enough of 'em:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O35iphfiMhs
This is hysterical!
What is it from?
quote:Originally posted by .250Savage
Bad jokes, man I love 'em;
Bad jokes, can't get enough of 'em:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O35iphfiMhs
This is hysterical!
What is it from?
A Prarie Home Companion. [:D]
He says back......"Those are mighty big words for an eight year old."
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Cute but can you breathe thru that?
After the past couple of days, I feel the need for a bad joke...
One day this guy sees a sign on a bar: "New! Robot Bartender!"
Curious, he goes in. Sure enough, there's a shiny, stainless-steel robot behind the bar, mixing & serving drinks. He sits down at the bar, and orders a Martini. The robot whips up the best Martini he's ever had, and then asks him his IQ. He tells it "160," and the robot talks to him about the Large Hadron Collider, and how funny it is that uneducated people think it's going to cause a Black Hole here on earth.
He goes out & comes back in, and again asks for a Martini. Again, the robot whips up the best Martini he's ever had, and asks him his IQ. This time, he says "100,", and the robot talks to him about sports scores, and what a pity it is that Penn State is going to be saddled with a stigma, no matter what their performance.
Again the guy goes out & comes back in, asks for a Martini, & gets the best one he's ever had. Again the robot bartender asks him his IQ, and this time he says, "87". The robot leans in real close, and asks, "So, you people happy with Obama, or what?"
Hahahaha![:D]
That was a good one.[^] I may have to post that on FB, there are a lot of 87 IQ there.
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]No offense to the mouse of course!!