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Little Firefighter
spanielsells
Member Posts: 12,498
A firefighter is working outside the station when he notices a little boy in a red wagon with little ladders on the side, a garden hose rolled in the middle, and wearing a red firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by his dog and cat. The firefighter decides to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the boy says.
The firefighter takes a closer look and notices that the boy has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could get to the fires faster."
The little boy replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I'd not have a siren!"
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the boy says.
The firefighter takes a closer look and notices that the boy has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could get to the fires faster."
The little boy replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I'd not have a siren!"
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Needed that at 0100 this morning when we responded to a fire in a sawmill.