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On a tour of Oregon, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
mountains for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the campground
in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge
of the woods. A helpless Democrat man, wearing sandals, Hawaiian
shorts, a "save the whales" T-shirt and a tree hugger hat was struggling
frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a
10 foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing
up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two
reached up and pulled the bleeding semi-conscious Democrat from the
bear. Then using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death
and hauled it to their truck.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to come over. "I give
you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there
was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now
I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was
that?"
"It was the Pope," another replied, "He's in direct contact with God and
has access to all of Gods wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all of Gods wisdom, but
he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting. By the way, is the
bait holding up okay, or do we need to go back to Portland and grab
another one?"
" Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first".
(Ronald Reagan)
mountains for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the campground
in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge
of the woods. A helpless Democrat man, wearing sandals, Hawaiian
shorts, a "save the whales" T-shirt and a tree hugger hat was struggling
frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a
10 foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing
up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two
reached up and pulled the bleeding semi-conscious Democrat from the
bear. Then using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death
and hauled it to their truck.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to come over. "I give
you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there
was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now
I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was
that?"
"It was the Pope," another replied, "He's in direct contact with God and
has access to all of Gods wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all of Gods wisdom, but
he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting. By the way, is the
bait holding up okay, or do we need to go back to Portland and grab
another one?"
" Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first".
(Ronald Reagan)
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