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OK Gents and Ladies, read about women fishing!
jjmitchell60
Member Posts: 3,887
Subject: A women fishing??
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in
northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that
obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs
her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm
reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game
warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.............
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's
likely she can also think.
"we are but men... no more, no less..."
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in
northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that
obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs
her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm
reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game
warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.............
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's
likely she can also think.
"we are but men... no more, no less..."