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Notherners, ain't I polite...
outdoortexas
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This may be an old one,
I never seem to get them when they're fresh! [;)]
Three Texans and three Yankees are traveling by
train to the Super Bowl. At the station, the three Northerners
each buy a ticket and watch as the three Texans buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only
one ticket?" asks one of the Yankees.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the men from Texas.
They all board the train. The three Yankee men take
their respective beats but all three Texans cram into a toilet
together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Yankees see this happen and agree it was quite a
clever idea, so after the game they decide to do the same thing on
the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station
they buy a single ticket for the return trip, but see, to their
astonishment, that the three Texans don't buy any ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"
says one perplexed Yankee.
"Watch and learn," answers the men from the South.
When they board the train the three Northerners cram
themselves into a toilet and the three Texans cram into another
toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, one
of the Texans leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Yankees are hiding. The Texan knocks on their door and
says, "Ticket, please."
(And I'm still trying to figure out how the South lost that war)
This may be an old one,
I never seem to get them when they're fresh! [;)]
Three Texans and three Yankees are traveling by
train to the Super Bowl. At the station, the three Northerners
each buy a ticket and watch as the three Texans buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only
one ticket?" asks one of the Yankees.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the men from Texas.
They all board the train. The three Yankee men take
their respective beats but all three Texans cram into a toilet
together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Yankees see this happen and agree it was quite a
clever idea, so after the game they decide to do the same thing on
the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station
they buy a single ticket for the return trip, but see, to their
astonishment, that the three Texans don't buy any ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"
says one perplexed Yankee.
"Watch and learn," answers the men from the South.
When they board the train the three Northerners cram
themselves into a toilet and the three Texans cram into another
toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, one
of the Texans leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Yankees are hiding. The Texan knocks on their door and
says, "Ticket, please."
(And I'm still trying to figure out how the South lost that war)
Comments
Frog
GO NAVY, BEAT ARMY
"Keep turnin to the RIGHT"
He Dog
LIFES MOSTLY SCARS AND SOUVENIR'S - Max Stalling
To Ride, shoot straight,and speak the truth
This was the Ancient law of Youth
Old times are past, old times are done:
But the Law runs true, O little son!
Funny story, but ya forgot one very important point. [:(!]
The northern team beat the southern team and they did it in TEXAS!!! LOL.
Charlie
"It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com
and by two of my favorite yankees!
Not sure where that He Dog fella originates from??? [;)]
But I'd bet he'd make a good yankee!
Y'all better be careful,
that young fella Chevyman is a true rebel type,
straight from them there east Texas woods. [:D]
Nord
LIFES MOSTLY SCARS AND SOUVENIR'S - Max Stalling
To Ride, shoot straight,and speak the truth
This was the Ancient law of Youth
Old times are past, old times are done:
But the Law runs true, O little son!
BW
IT'S WHAT PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THEMSELVES THAT MAKES THEM AFRAID.
"If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know"- Kansas
BW
IT'S WHAT PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THEMSELVES THAT MAKES THEM AFRAID.
JOIN PETA! (PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS) I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to have a salad and spring water!
Lt.RRG
"Go over,go under,go around,or go through.But never give up."
It is an attitude, not a location.
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