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What A Night!!

njretcopnjretcop Member Posts: 7,975
edited February 2004 in General Discussion
There we were, alone under the stars.........

I took her in my arms and caressed her.

There was just enough moonlight for me to see her nipples standing erect before me........

Slowly I raised my hand.........

and placed a #11 percussion cap on each nipple, turned the barrels away from me and pulled the triggers one at a time. Bang, bang she went.

Yup, I fired my new shotgun with only caps, no powder or shot! What a rush! Maybe someday I will load it up for real, or not LOL.


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Charlie

"It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com
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  • benzappedbenzapped Member Posts: 328 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You need a vacation, bad!
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  • gogolengogolen Member Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Whew for a minute there I thought I may have stumbled in to the wrong site.
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  • TrinityScrimshawTrinityScrimshaw Member Posts: 9,350 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    When and if you do finally get around to using that jewel, just remember to be sure you ram your rod in and out of her barrels afterwards. When cleaning, those black powder gadgets need a lot of TLC.[;)]

    Trinity +++

    "Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is old he will not depart from it."(Proverbs 22:6)
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  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Charlie,
    Does the Mrs. know you are having an affair? [:0]

    The gene pool needs chlorine.
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  • gap1916gap1916 Member Posts: 4,977
    edited November -1
    You need some quality time with the Mrs.
    PS leave the guns at home. [8D]

    Greg
    Former
    USMC
    ANGLICO
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  • gunpaqgunpaq Member Posts: 4,607 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Happiness is warm gun. [:)]

    Pack slow, fall stable, pull high, hit dead center.

    Don't fly the river!
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  • bigtirebigtire Member Posts: 24,800
    edited November -1
    Here is a double barrel for ya!

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  • gbeggrowgbeggrow Member Posts: 5,499 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bigtire
    Here is a double barrel for ya!

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    Yeeeeoooowwwzzzzaaahhhhh! I likey the double barrel! It's got a real nice "action" on it![}:)][:p]

    Nice on bigtire![:p]
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  • njretcopnjretcop Member Posts: 7,975
    edited November -1
    Yo bigtire,

    I'll trade ya my double barrel for ur'n......[:D][:D][:D]


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    Charlie

    "It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com
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  • gbeggrowgbeggrow Member Posts: 5,499 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by njretcop
    Yo bigtire,

    I'll trade ya my double barrel for ur'n......[:D][:D][:D]


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    Charlie

    "It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"<br>NRA Certified Firearms Instructor<br>Member: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD.<br> <A HREF="mailto:njretcop@copmail.com">njretcop@copmail.com</A> <P>


    I second that sir! I admit...I probably stared at that for 10 minutes straight! Made me feel like a teenager again!

    Notice the very small TLC logo in the lower right hand corner (if you can take your eyes off the action). Yep, The Learning Channel! I think I could learn a thing or two from that! OK...now I need to regroup and get back to work!
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  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    There is a logo???

    The gene pool needs chlorine.
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  • TrinityScrimshawTrinityScrimshaw Member Posts: 9,350 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    There is TWO logos![:D]

    Trinity +++

    "Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is old he will not depart from it."(Proverbs 22:6)
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  • crosshaircrosshair Member Posts: 635 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey Bigtire, I have more than one double barrel that I will trade for that double barrel!![:p][:p][:p]

    Believe nothing that you hear and only one half of what you see!!
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  • paboogerpabooger Member Posts: 13,953
    edited November -1
    Charlie!!! Knock it off your embarrassing Ma!!!![:I][^]

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    Kids that fish, hunt and trap have never mugged any old ladies!


    To Ride, shoot straight,and speak the truth
    This was the Ancient law of Youth
    Old times are past, old times are done:
    But the Law runs true, O little son!
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  • varmit huntervarmit hunter Member Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    HELP, I cant get the cap off my nitro pills.

    The most important things, Are not things.
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Charlie, I believe your are ready to take that big step up to a real .22!

    He Dog
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  • fishermanbenfishermanben Member Posts: 15,370
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bigtire
    Here is a double barrel for ya!

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    .....can't......stop.....looking.....at.....bouncybouncybouncy....must get back to work....bouncybouncy.......man, there's a reason I come to gunbroker, and not sublimethumbs, too much testosterone on the brain and i don't need....bouncybouncy....ahhhh nevermind.
    [:)][:D][:D][:p][:D][:D][:)]
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  • njretcopnjretcop Member Posts: 7,975
    edited November -1
    He Dog,

    Not yet, figure next time I'll put some black powder in it with no shot or ball. Just a big flame shooting outta the barrels, LOL.


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    Charlie

    "It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com
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  • Chevyman TxChevyman Tx Member Posts: 1,875 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That is the perfect picture of a woman! Thats the problem with women, they have a head, everything below it is perfect!

    "Keep turnin to the RIGHT"
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