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Shot In The Head! Joke!
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SHOT IN THE HEAD
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(the actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was
visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, several people noticed her sitting in her car
with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head. One
customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very
strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head,
and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to
remove her hands from her head. When they finally got
in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that
sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her
in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried
to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone
noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, but I'm certain
that's irrelevant.
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(the actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was
visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, several people noticed her sitting in her car
with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head. One
customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very
strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head,
and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to
remove her hands from her head. When they finally got
in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that
sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her
in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried
to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone
noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, but I'm certain
that's irrelevant.
Comments
That's so old the first time I heard it was during the Clinton years, and she was blonde and Republican then. The blonde part never changes.
When i heard it she was a democrat.[:D][:D][:D]