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The Three Stooges

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edited February 2004 in General Discussion
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that
crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.


God addresses Al first.

"Al, what do you believe in?"


Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it
was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand
that now."


God thinks for a second and says "Okay, very good. Come and sit
at my left."


God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"


Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've
never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges
are held against me."


God thinks for a second and says "You are forgiven, my son. Come
and sit at my right."


God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"


She says "I believe you're in my chair"




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