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LESBIAN HISTORY- and other important things

salzosalzo Member Posts: 6,396 ✭✭
edited December 2003 in General Discussion
"THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MENS SOULS"The above quote is from Thomas Paines "the crisis".It is a little snippet from Revolutionary war history.In search of some final Christmas gifts, I went to Borders book store. My father is a civil war buff, but knows little about the Revolutionary war. I thought I might get him a general revolutionary war history book. I tried to find the "revolutionary war" section, but could not find it. I could not find it because it did not exist. In order for me to find a book that dealt with the revolution, I would have to go through the "general history" section. I would have to know an author, to find a particular book, or I would have to comb through all of the general history books. Of course, there was a "civil war" section, but there were some other interesting sections in the history section. There was an "afro-american history" section, there was a "american Indian History" section,and my all time favorite, a "Lesbian History and Studies" section. I am trying to be tolerant here folks but could someone explain to me why the heck there is a LESBIAN HISTORY AND STUDIES SECTION, AND NO REVOLUTIONARY WAR SECTION!!??In looking through the "general history" section, I came across a title that interested me. THE BILL OF RIGHTS. I pulled the book and noticed it was written by Caroline Kennedy(thats right, JFKs daughter) and some other woman. WOW I thought, I have to read her second amendment section. It was amazing. Not one bit of historical perspective. The chapter started off lamenting about a certain person whose son was killed by someone. It then went on to describe the council hearings of the first town in the USA that outlawed ownership of handguns(somewhere in Illinois). In the book was a quote from one of the councilmen who voted for the ban. "Listening to these gun nuts was like watching four hours of Archie Bunker." The authors then went on to say that there is no individual right, and that the courts say there is no individual right.Nothing to back up these opinions that were being portrayed as scholarship, just a "there is no individual right" I opened up the jacket to make sure it was THE caroline kennedy of the Kennedy clan, and saw that it was. On the Jacket, it had a brief bio of the authors. I was glad to see that the two authors were law students when they wrote the book. Law students certainly qualify as BILL OF RIGHTS experts. Also accompanying the bios, was a picture of the two authors together. Two women in a very sexy picture. Perhaps the book belonged in the "LESBIAN HISTORY AND STUDIES" section.
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Comments

  • Evil ATFEvil ATF Member Posts: 1,195 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'd give you my opinion on this, but I'd prefer not to have a call from the Secret Service.
  • whiteclouderwhiteclouder Member Posts: 10,574 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    salzo:The right that allows you to post your objection here allows her to post her treatise there. Only difference being, I'll read yours.Clouder..
  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    "Revolution"...what an ugly word. Perhaps you should've looked in the "Unpleasantness In The Eighteenth Century" section.
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
  • .250Savage.250Savage Member Posts: 812 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Now, Salzo, you know that Lesbian History is FAR more important than that silly old revolution! That happened 200 years ago, after all! And the only things that came from THAT were created by DWEM's (Dead White European Males), so it isn't like it was important! And SLAVEOWNERS, to boot! I can see we're going to have to take your children away and let the radical homosexuals re-educate...er, raise them.
  • jonkjonk Member Posts: 10,121
    edited November -1
    Just like the Post office would not authorize an Audie Murphy stamp- the most decorated WW2 hero- but has plenty of Looney Toon stamps.
    "...hit your enemy in the belly, and kick him when he is down, and boil his prisoners in oil- if you take any- and torture his women and children. Then people will keep clear of you..." -Admiral of the Fleet Lord Fisher, speaking at the Hague Peace Conference in 1899.
  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    I know for a fact that the Post Office has a Malcom X stamp but no Audie Murphy stamp.It makes me sick.As for the bookstore thing, bookstores have always been flamingly Liberal hotbeds. The Borders in my home town even has a little cafe where the black-clad beatniks can sip their caffe lattes and * about how Republican society is so repressive.Ever since an incident in which I told the manager I wanted a book with an implicitly vulgar sexually themed title (right on the main aisle) with a screamingly large neon-green cover removed to the back, I'm apparently not welcome there anyway....How intolerant and bigoted and sexist of me to point such a thing out. I should be horsewhipped with the rest of the Republicans.
  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Maybe there is more interest in History with "tongues" than with guns ... they are a lot more usefull to lesbians anyway ...HE HE HE!
    Ignis Natura Renovatur Integram
  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yeah, Judge. I heard that Nike sneakers came out with a new product called "Dikeys". But they had to recall them because the tongues were too short.
  • Mom MomMom Mom Member Posts: 169 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Try Barnes and Nobles. They actually have the audacity to carry several versions of the Bible, right next to the Koran and Talmud etc etc. And not EVERYBODY who ventures into cafe latte land is a * lesbian. They have a history section too.
  • Evil ATFEvil ATF Member Posts: 1,195 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A buddy of mine told me there was a kick * article in Soldier of Fortune magazine about the FN/FAL and I HAD to get it. So, I went out in search of a bookstore that carried such a title. I knew my "local" Barnes and Noble had it, but it was quite a ways off, so I poked around closer to home first. I went into the local Borders and searrched through the magazine rack. I found all sorts of gay,lesbian, rap, Democrat, enviornmental, etc. etc. type mags, but NOTHING even REMOTELY having to do with firearms. So, I go up to the counter and ask if they carried SOF and if they didn't, would they be able to order a single copy?The hippy's response behind the counter was "We don't carry that kind of trash."Well, ladies and gentlemen, it was ON. After 15 minutes of intense arguing, probably some of the best debating I've ever done, especially on the spur of the moment, mall security was called to escort me out of the building. I wasn't aware that they were behind me. The fella walked up behind me and tugged on the back of my sweater to get my attention, revealing my Glock 23 tucked into an IWB holster. Well now! THAT was fun. I was able to persuade him not to use his Mall Ninja Ju-Jitsu on me (I swear, the guy took up this crazy Kwai Chang Kane fighting stance!) long enough for me to produce my CHL. Long story short, I left the Border's and the mall, never to return.
  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well its like this ....Guns Kills .... D**ks don't ...Was that before? or after AIDS pandemic ?????Guns are Pornography...considered by"new age"psycologist to be the extension of the virile member of man ...no wonder i want a .50 EXTENSION HE HE HE ! .22s anyone ???LOL !
    Ignis Natura Renovatur Integram
  • alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Salzo! Salzo! salzo! What are you reading these days? I wouldn't have even picked up a book with the kennendy name on it!JMHO!
  • .250Savage.250Savage Member Posts: 812 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Evil ATF! You are soooo lucky you escaped with your life! I heard those mall security guards are REALLY BAAAADA$$$$$ES!
  • Henry0ReillyHenry0Reilly Member Posts: 10,892 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    btt

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    Remember Ruby Ridge.
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  • offerorofferor Member Posts: 8,625 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Why? I get more than enough re-runs from cable tv. No original thoughts today?

    T. Jefferson: "[When doing Constitutional interpretation], let us [go] back to the time when [it] was adopted. [Rather than] invent a meaning [let us] conform to the probable one in which it was passed."

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  • DIRTYRATDIRTYRAT Member Posts: 2,167 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Evil ATF, Thanks alot! I covered my monitor with coffee from my nose!!![:D][:D][:D]...Did he make the "Ninja" noises too???

    "I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY"
  • interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    Bullseye, lemme guess, "The * Monologues"?


    JC

    Ted Kennedy's breath has killed more people than my car.
  • HighballHighball Member Posts: 15,755
    edited November -1
    And here I was ...about to welcome Judge Dread back.....jeeeez.

    God,Guts,& GunsHave we lost all 3 ??
  • .280 freak.280 freak Member Posts: 1,942 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Wow, ol' Henry was going WAY back into the archives tonight!
  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:I know for a fact that the Post Office has a Malcom X stamp but no Audie Murphy stamp.

    Talk about an insult to Malcom X !!! I mean really. Pay a black man 37 cents to take a letter all the way across the country.
  • OleDukOleDuk Member Posts: 1,195 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    But,idsman it's a first class stamp, must be first class in all other respects too!!!
    OleDuk
  • woodshermitwoodshermit Member Posts: 2,589
    edited November -1
    The Border's in Bangor has several well-stocked shelves of firearms related books. I'm pretty sure I've seen SOF in its magazine rack, too. Perhaps there just aren't that many books on the Revolutionary War being published these days.
  • 357357 Member Posts: 403 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Did JFK advocate gun control while he was president?
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