A Day for Ewe.

bigdaddyjunior

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Questions:
I am a:
Girl
Boy
Duck
Failure




If someone were to take a look in my pants, they would see:
My underwear
A ham sandwich (like really a sandwich, that's not some obscure metaphor)
A blinding divine light
My fist! "GET OUT OF THERE!"




Right now, I am wearing:
Nothing
Underwear
You know, the usual. Clothes.
A suit and tie
Goth clothes
A teddy bear costume, or some other animal/mascot outfit




Other people often say that I:
Have a fine, fine *.
Remind them of someone famous
Freed the slaves
Will have to keep the boys/girls away with a stick in a few years
Should try "soap"
What other people?




I think of myself as:
Part of the "in" crowd
Laid back and easy going
Wacky or "out there"
Gentle and quiet on the outside, but DEADLY on the inside
The life of the party




If I could go back in time, I would:
Assassinate Jimmy Carter before he became president
Invest all of my money in stable, high interest stocks and bonds
Beat the crap out of myself when I was younger
Convince primitive humans to worship me like a god
Play "Johnny be Good" at my parents' high school dance




Strangers are:
Scary!
Probably stupid
Usually nice
People I haven't met YET
Just like me




The last thing I did to embarrass someone else was:
Completely intentional. Man, you should have seen his/her face!
Spill something
Fart
Say something that was "inappropriate"




The last time I blushed was:
When my friends surprised me and all started singing the happy birthday song. OMG, I was so embarrassed!
The last time a cute boy/girl complimented me
When I couldn't remember the answer to a question at school
After sex
What could possibly make me blush?




The number of people who have seen me naked:
Is 2 - my mom and my dad. But that was when I was a baby.
Could be counted on one hand
Could be counted on two hands
Well, all my friends, of course...
How many people live in this city again?




Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems