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Yankees migrating south give bad impression

Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
edited August 2003 in General Discussion
There is something good and bad about the migration southward. You see while they leave here and we are glad to see them go, they get down south and do the same things we run them out of here for and make you "Johnny Rebs" think we are all like them. Not true, infact if they completely take over down there you may move up here as long as they havent brainwashed you.

BTW, we don't want them back, let them continue south to FL and finsh ruining that state!



Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
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  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    Yeah, I figured with what I've seen of them down here odds are the good ones stayed home. We never thought they would want to turn our home into a suburb. We thought that was what they were trying to get away from. Sneaky damn yankees. Should have passed a law making it illegal to vote for twenty years and speak for five.
    Well we've got a long term program going to breed them out of existence. Every local boy must impregnate atleast three yankee girls before he can marry a southern girl. All southern girls must remain chaste until they find a boy with a pickup truck,a dog and a shotgun or rifle.

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
  • spinyspiny Member Posts: 3,117
    edited November -1
    The dregs are ostricized down here as well. We just do it with good ole Southern Class.[:D][:D][:D] Something only those raised in the South have the ability to do.[8D][^]
    You are getting them back already, you just don't know it. They can't leave with good face until they have lived thr one good ole southern summer. Since this isn't a normal one, many more will return next August.
    Enjoy it while you can![:D][:D][:D][:D]

    spiny
    'not all who wander are lost'
  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    They come back, we start shootin[:(!]

    Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    The new Israelites doomed to wander the wastelands in their Winnabegos with their microwaved popcorn and pre-mixed tea.

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Every local boy must impregnate atleast three yankee girls before he can marry a southern girl. All southern girls must remain chaste until they find a boy with a pickup truck,a dog and a shotgun or rifle.

    Even though I am a Yankee I was born in Kentucky and spent most of my childhood in southern Ohio and have relatives living in Texas, do I qualify to help in your program? I have a rusty jacked up Ford truck with a 2 dog transport box on the back, I have two * hounds, plenty of rifles and shotguns and my truck even has a BOLTED in gun rack, well can I help???[:D][;)][:D][;)][:p][:p]


    Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    Toss the condoms and come on down Brother!

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    On my way!!!

    Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
  • shooter4shooter4 Member Posts: 4,457
    edited November -1
    Hey, wait for me.
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    Excuse me Shooter, but I have not seen an application like the excellent example provided by Mr. Nut. Permit Denied!!!

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
  • shooter4shooter4 Member Posts: 4,457
    edited November -1
    So sorry bdj, forgot to add (must have something to do with virus protection of sometin).

    Drive a US made 4X4 pickup with performance work done to it.

    Own some shotguns, rifles and pistols.

    Reload for all of the above, except the rimfires.

    Love dogs, big dogs.

    Love cookin (remember my thread on country/southern fried chicken)?

    Have a good friend that lives in Hendersonville, NC, that I went to visit a couple of months ago. Loved to have a cup on the deck before light and listen to the birds and such waking up. (remember my thread on taking a trip down with momma? Looks like that trip is postponed for a couple of weeks).

    Prefer country music, blues and doo * music, in that order.

    I'm the first guy to jump in and help a good neighbor with his chores.
    Many times I loan him the tools to do it.

    Am good with computers, wood, some machining, welding and all around handy stuff.

    A Certified NRA instructor in pistol, rifle, shotgun, personal protection, shotshell and metallic cartridge reloading.

    Have a signed Christmas card from George and Laura Bush, 2002.

    Have yellow ribbons on all of the trees in front and my porch posts.

    Come on big guy, I don't belong here. Its not my fault, I was born in the wrong place [:(]
  • powdersmokepowdersmoke Member Posts: 3,241
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 7mm nut
    There is something good and bad about the migration southward. You see while they leave here and we are glad to see them go, they get down south and do the same things we run them out of here for and make you "Johnny Rebs" think we are all like them. Not true, infact if they completely take over down there you may move up here as long as they havent brainwashed you.

    BTW, we don't want them back, let them continue south to FL and finsh ruining that state!



    Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.



    That's why so many of us move to NC and GA.

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    When you wrestle a 'gator, there ain't no good end!!

    "Molon Labe!" Spartan General-King Leonidas
  • cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,639 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    bdj,

    I've got a F-150, Bullmastif, and a Mossberg. Can I come down from IN?

    cbxjeffIt's too late for me, save yourself.
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
  • nitrouznitrouz Member Posts: 1,820 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Not all us yank's are bad. You wouldn't want all the good ones comin' down there and leaving the north to the suburbanites...it would get worse. You need us to slow them down.

    I've got a Chevy...just bought a ford.., I've got a total of 15 rifles- mainly U.S. made, a dog, 14 fishin' poles, and a roll o' Copenhagen. I cook with Jack Daniels, love crawdads, and ate many a frog leg in my day. I've driven Farmall's, Super M's, and even an old hand clutch Deere on the farm and have helped many a farmer in my hometown in my youth merely to have somethin' to do. I really miss fishing the river for cats and musky and trappin' * for their hides.....

    Don't knock all us northerners....some of us are Southern inside


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    "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one."
    - Jesus Christ in Luke 22:36
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    Shooter, your application has been approved you lucky devil. Eat some oysters and come on down.[:D]
    Jeff,if the mossy has chokes for birds,deer and turkey,kiss your momma goodbye and tell her you are doing it for the South!!!

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    Nitrouz, sure hate to lose a goodin'behind enemy lines.You're a braver man than I.
    The rest of you raise your right hand and take the oath.
    "I promise to not take no * from no-one and if you don't like it you can kiss my rebel butt. I further promise to do my duty for the cause and not be shootin' no blanks.I won't wash my truck less it rains and I won't drink nothin' I can't pronounce"
    Welcome aboard boys, you are now duly sworn rednecks of the southern persuasion.


    Big Daddy[God help us all]Jr.
  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have always held that *TRUE* Yankees - not the ones happy to live in the urban cesspools - have far more in common with true Southerners than most in the South and North realize (I've lived in both). Granted we don't speak with the same accent and don't cook the same dishes, but it would be hard to find a significant difference in core values.

    Spiny has it right though; I'd move to the South in a heartbeat if I could tolerate the heat . . . but unfortunately my idea of a perfect day is something in the 45- 60 degree range - shorts and barefoot weather! [:D]
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    Iconoclast,I understand what you mean. I've been all over this country and I have to say that country folks are the same generous, warmhearted folks whether they are in Maine or the bayou.

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
  • shooter4shooter4 Member Posts: 4,457
    edited November -1
    Ok bdj, thanks.

    But, UH, there may be a problem. I tend to keep my vehicles in brand new, shiny condition inside and out. I don't mind gettin them muddy and dirty mind you, but when its gonna be nice out for the next couple of days I usually wash/wax/detail them.

    I have had the truck so muddy you'd think it was brown inside and out.

    Last year I waxed my lawn tractor. I know, like everybody says, I got too much time on my hands.

    I don't mind helping my friends clean their stuff either, and they can use my stuff.

    There is nothing like taking my white Dakota 4X4 right after its clean, down to the range on the muddy road. I do it more than once a week. One time last winter, I had to make tracks for the other non 4X4 guys to get through.
  • TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
    edited November -1
    Shooter Waxing your Lawn Tractor[8D] You'v got your prioritys straight[;)] Come on down.
    TOOLS

    General TOOLS RRG

    Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill

    When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
  • madmarc0madmarc0 Member Posts: 862 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm staying right here, there's lots of work to do!

    Like voting that pot bellied idiot out of office.

    Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun has!
  • shooter4shooter4 Member Posts: 4,457
    edited November -1
    Thanks, TOOLS!
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    Do they have lawn mower drag races up north? I'm gonna enter over at the Rock next season.

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
  • TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
    edited November -1
    Shooter your welcome.
    TOOLS

    General TOOLS RRG

    Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill

    When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    bigdaddyjunior--I know where they have lawn-mower drag races up north. I know a guy in eastern Nebraska who supes up them riding lawn mowers something fierce.
  • IAMACLONE_2IAMACLONE_2 Member Posts: 4,725
    edited November -1
    One reason I left Dallas TX, too many Yankees moved in, went to Oklahoma City. And I aint kiddn about the in flux of yankee's.
    Since they moved in you cant..
    Spit on sidewalks
    Drink a beer and drive
    Carry the Ol Boys in the back of the pickup with the keg
    No hanging your wet drawers on the mirror to dry out
    Shoot out the back door of your house
    Use dynamite to fish
    Carry guns to school
    Park a horse downtown
    No cockfighting
    Goto the dump & shoot rats
    No carrying open sidearms in public
    Cant ride a horse on the street with out a drivers lic.
    A bath once a week was ok, now gotta take 1 every day
    No parking in the front yard, All cars gotta have tags.
    Gotta have 2 tail lights, instead one the normal one
    Old blue jeans, cowboy boots, and T shirt was business attire
    No trailers, boats, RV's parked in the front yard
    Cant have more than 3 * dogs with a kennel lic.
    No more sittn naked on the front pourch with morning coffee
    Cant burn your trash
    Gotta have car insurance
    See them yankees brought all them laws with them , I had to move!
    Walte


    Have to get the dog dog tags
  • TOOLS1TOOLS1 Member Posts: 6,133
    edited November -1
    Aside from the Drinking a beer while driveing and the insurance. Its pretty much like Texas yused to be where I live.[:D] Heck there are always people sitting out on the porch in there drawares when I take Toolbrat to her guitar lessons.
    TOOLS

    General TOOLS RRG

    Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill

    When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
  • longhunterlonghunter Member Posts: 3,242
    edited November -1
    Originally posted by bigdaddyjunior
    Iconoclast,I understand what you mean. I've been all over this country and I have to say that country folks are the same generous, warmhearted folks whether they are in Maine or the bayou.

    [:D]I'll take that as a compliment! You are welcome here anytime...coffee's on...all the time.We ain't all bad....Its too late for most of these states tho[V]Save yourselves!L.H.
  • bigdaddyjuniorbigdaddyjunior Member Posts: 11,233
    edited November -1
    One of the nicest places I ever visited was a little hamlet just south of Binghampton, NY.in the hills. Beautiful country. Stayed with a fellow and his family that picked music at night instead of watching tv and never ran out of beer or homemade wine. Also they would make more food for dinner than even I could eat. It was like they wanted to be prepared in case a busload of hungry lumberjacks showed up last minute. The guy raised those giant pumkins to enter in the national contest every Thanksgiving.Took six of us to pick the dang thing up into the truck.

    Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
  • ItGoBangItGoBang Member Posts: 1,529 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yankees migrating south give bad impression?????? Remember that us "YANKEES" Had the south at one time? and gave it back to you Rebs....And what did you do with it? You put in Shopping Malls to trap us when we come down.. Well were ready to take it back again, We need more room for our RV's [:D] Most of us now have M60's on ridding lawn mowers, and cannons on our RV's. All of our women now have guns [}:)]...... So BE READY! When the temp get's to the low 40's...... Were on our way![8D][8D][8D]

    All in good fun guys[:o)]

    It will hurt you, More than it will hurt me..

    Life Member... N R A
    American Legion, MECU, MWCA, SMSC, BSC, NASDS
    Thanks for all the help!
  • powdersmokepowdersmoke Member Posts: 3,241
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by nitrouz
    Not all us yank's are bad. You wouldn't want all the good ones comin' down there and leaving the north to the suburbanites...it would get worse. You need us to slow them down.

    I've got a Chevy...just bought a ford.., I've got a total of 15 rifles- mainly U.S. made, a dog, 14 fishin' poles, and a roll o' Copenhagen. I cook with Jack Daniels, love crawdads, and ate many a frog leg in my day. I've driven Farmall's, Super M's, and even an old hand clutch Deere on the farm and have helped many a farmer in my hometown in my youth merely to have somethin' to do. I really miss fishing the river for cats and musky and trappin' * for their hides.....

    Don't knock all us northerners....some of us are Southern inside


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    "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one."
    - Jesus Christ in Luke 22:36


    Nitrouz,

    You was just borned in the wrong country. The "North" that is.

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    When you wrestle a 'gator, there ain't no good end!!

    "Molon Labe!" Spartan General-King Leonidas
  • PearywPearyw Member Posts: 3,699
    edited November -1
    I grew up in North Carolina and didn't realize that it was a yankee state until I moved to Alabama 37 years ago. Here you are a yankee if you live north of the Tennesse River.
  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You know, everybody talks about Yankees like they are a bad thing. I was told by a fella once that a Yankee is the string on a tampon, is that a bad thing? I mean it may look and sound nasty but it's right there with the best thing in the world[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][;)][}:)]

    Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
  • ItGoBangItGoBang Member Posts: 1,529 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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    It will hurt you, More than it will hurt me..

    Life Member... N R A
    American Legion, MECU, MWCA, SMSC, BSC, NASDS
    Thanks for all the help!
  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    We don't send our rabid dogs up there, why do you send your's down here?

    Measure twice, cut once.
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  • BlackieBoogerBlackieBooger Member Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The difference between a northern girl and a southern girl is that a northern girl says you can and a southern girl says you all can.[:D][:D][:D]

    "Sell not virtue to purchase wealth, not liberty to purchase power."
    Benjamin Franklin, 1785
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  • longhunterlonghunter Member Posts: 3,242
    edited November -1
    I built and put out my own crawdad traps....and the neighbors think I've lost it....
  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Heff, we was hoping you would "take good care of them"[}:)] we got deep hollars up here just like many southern states do, but they are getting full[;)]

    Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 7mm nut
    Heff, we was hoping you would "take good care of them"[}:)] we got deep hollars up here just like many southern states do, but they are getting full[;)]

    Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.



    Well, don't use the wells. We've already tried it, it only makes the water go bad![:D]

    Measure twice, cut once.
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  • shooter4shooter4 Member Posts: 4,457
    edited November -1
    Lawn tractor racing,

    Have thought about that lately, more power is always a good thing [:D]
  • longhunterlonghunter Member Posts: 3,242
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D]good one!
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