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Yankees migrating south give bad impression
Big Sky Redneck
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There is something good and bad about the migration southward. You see while they leave here and we are glad to see them go, they get down south and do the same things we run them out of here for and make you "Johnny Rebs" think we are all like them. Not true, infact if they completely take over down there you may move up here as long as they havent brainwashed you.
BTW, we don't want them back, let them continue south to FL and finsh ruining that state!
Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
BTW, we don't want them back, let them continue south to FL and finsh ruining that state!
Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
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Well we've got a long term program going to breed them out of existence. Every local boy must impregnate atleast three yankee girls before he can marry a southern girl. All southern girls must remain chaste until they find a boy with a pickup truck,a dog and a shotgun or rifle.
Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
You are getting them back already, you just don't know it. They can't leave with good face until they have lived thr one good ole southern summer. Since this isn't a normal one, many more will return next August.
Enjoy it while you can![:D][:D][:D][:D]
spiny
'not all who wander are lost'
Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
Even though I am a Yankee I was born in Kentucky and spent most of my childhood in southern Ohio and have relatives living in Texas, do I qualify to help in your program? I have a rusty jacked up Ford truck with a 2 dog transport box on the back, I have two * hounds, plenty of rifles and shotguns and my truck even has a BOLTED in gun rack, well can I help???[:D][;)][:D][;)][:p][:p]
Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
Drive a US made 4X4 pickup with performance work done to it.
Own some shotguns, rifles and pistols.
Reload for all of the above, except the rimfires.
Love dogs, big dogs.
Love cookin (remember my thread on country/southern fried chicken)?
Have a good friend that lives in Hendersonville, NC, that I went to visit a couple of months ago. Loved to have a cup on the deck before light and listen to the birds and such waking up. (remember my thread on taking a trip down with momma? Looks like that trip is postponed for a couple of weeks).
Prefer country music, blues and doo * music, in that order.
I'm the first guy to jump in and help a good neighbor with his chores.
Many times I loan him the tools to do it.
Am good with computers, wood, some machining, welding and all around handy stuff.
A Certified NRA instructor in pistol, rifle, shotgun, personal protection, shotshell and metallic cartridge reloading.
Have a signed Christmas card from George and Laura Bush, 2002.
Have yellow ribbons on all of the trees in front and my porch posts.
Come on big guy, I don't belong here. Its not my fault, I was born in the wrong place [:(]
There is something good and bad about the migration southward. You see while they leave here and we are glad to see them go, they get down south and do the same things we run them out of here for and make you "Johnny Rebs" think we are all like them. Not true, infact if they completely take over down there you may move up here as long as they havent brainwashed you.
BTW, we don't want them back, let them continue south to FL and finsh ruining that state!
Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
That's why so many of us move to NC and GA.
When you wrestle a 'gator, there ain't no good end!!
"Molon Labe!" Spartan General-King Leonidas
I've got a F-150, Bullmastif, and a Mossberg. Can I come down from IN?
cbxjeffIt's too late for me, save yourself.
I've got a Chevy...just bought a ford.., I've got a total of 15 rifles- mainly U.S. made, a dog, 14 fishin' poles, and a roll o' Copenhagen. I cook with Jack Daniels, love crawdads, and ate many a frog leg in my day. I've driven Farmall's, Super M's, and even an old hand clutch Deere on the farm and have helped many a farmer in my hometown in my youth merely to have somethin' to do. I really miss fishing the river for cats and musky and trappin' * for their hides.....
Don't knock all us northerners....some of us are Southern inside
"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one."
- Jesus Christ in Luke 22:36
Jeff,if the mossy has chokes for birds,deer and turkey,kiss your momma goodbye and tell her you are doing it for the South!!!
Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
The rest of you raise your right hand and take the oath.
"I promise to not take no * from no-one and if you don't like it you can kiss my rebel butt. I further promise to do my duty for the cause and not be shootin' no blanks.I won't wash my truck less it rains and I won't drink nothin' I can't pronounce"
Welcome aboard boys, you are now duly sworn rednecks of the southern persuasion.
Big Daddy[God help us all]Jr.
Spiny has it right though; I'd move to the South in a heartbeat if I could tolerate the heat . . . but unfortunately my idea of a perfect day is something in the 45- 60 degree range - shorts and barefoot weather! [:D]
Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
But, UH, there may be a problem. I tend to keep my vehicles in brand new, shiny condition inside and out. I don't mind gettin them muddy and dirty mind you, but when its gonna be nice out for the next couple of days I usually wash/wax/detail them.
I have had the truck so muddy you'd think it was brown inside and out.
Last year I waxed my lawn tractor. I know, like everybody says, I got too much time on my hands.
I don't mind helping my friends clean their stuff either, and they can use my stuff.
There is nothing like taking my white Dakota 4X4 right after its clean, down to the range on the muddy road. I do it more than once a week. One time last winter, I had to make tracks for the other non 4X4 guys to get through.
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Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill
When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
Like voting that pot bellied idiot out of office.
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun has!
Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
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General TOOLS RRG
Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill
When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
Since they moved in you cant..
Spit on sidewalks
Drink a beer and drive
Carry the Ol Boys in the back of the pickup with the keg
No hanging your wet drawers on the mirror to dry out
Shoot out the back door of your house
Use dynamite to fish
Carry guns to school
Park a horse downtown
No cockfighting
Goto the dump & shoot rats
No carrying open sidearms in public
Cant ride a horse on the street with out a drivers lic.
A bath once a week was ok, now gotta take 1 every day
No parking in the front yard, All cars gotta have tags.
Gotta have 2 tail lights, instead one the normal one
Old blue jeans, cowboy boots, and T shirt was business attire
No trailers, boats, RV's parked in the front yard
Cant have more than 3 * dogs with a kennel lic.
No more sittn naked on the front pourch with morning coffee
Cant burn your trash
Gotta have car insurance
See them yankees brought all them laws with them , I had to move!
Walte
Have to get the dog dog tags
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General TOOLS RRG
Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill
When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
All in good fun guys[:o)]
It will hurt you, More than it will hurt me..
Life Member... N R A
American Legion, MECU, MWCA, SMSC, BSC, NASDS
Thanks for all the help!
Not all us yank's are bad. You wouldn't want all the good ones comin' down there and leaving the north to the suburbanites...it would get worse. You need us to slow them down.
I've got a Chevy...just bought a ford.., I've got a total of 15 rifles- mainly U.S. made, a dog, 14 fishin' poles, and a roll o' Copenhagen. I cook with Jack Daniels, love crawdads, and ate many a frog leg in my day. I've driven Farmall's, Super M's, and even an old hand clutch Deere on the farm and have helped many a farmer in my hometown in my youth merely to have somethin' to do. I really miss fishing the river for cats and musky and trappin' * for their hides.....
Don't knock all us northerners....some of us are Southern inside
"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one."
- Jesus Christ in Luke 22:36
Nitrouz,
You was just borned in the wrong country. The "North" that is.
When you wrestle a 'gator, there ain't no good end!!
"Molon Labe!" Spartan General-King Leonidas
Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
It will hurt you, More than it will hurt me..
Life Member... N R A
American Legion, MECU, MWCA, SMSC, BSC, NASDS
Thanks for all the help!
Measure twice, cut once.
Empty the clip!
"Sell not virtue to purchase wealth, not liberty to purchase power."
Benjamin Franklin, 1785
Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
Heff, we was hoping you would "take good care of them"[}:)] we got deep hollars up here just like many southern states do, but they are getting full[;)]
Politicians are like diapers, every so often you need to change them, for obvious reasons.
Well, don't use the wells. We've already tried it, it only makes the water go bad![:D]
Measure twice, cut once.
Empty the clip!
Have thought about that lately, more power is always a good thing [:D]