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Redneck Tech
TRAP55
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Three men, one German, one Japanese, and a redneck, were sitting naked
in
a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his
forearm
and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That
was my
pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm
to his
ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have
a
microchip in my hand."
The redneck felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided
he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
and went
to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
his
behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.. The
redneck
finally said...
"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
in
a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his
forearm
and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That
was my
pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm
to his
ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have
a
microchip in my hand."
The redneck felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided
he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
and went
to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
his
behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.. The
redneck
finally said...
"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
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Those who live by the
sword get shot by those who don't.
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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.
- General George Patton Jr