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Joke for all you Texas members (c&p)
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A pompous minister was seated next to a Texan on a flight to
Dallas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Texan
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The
flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He
replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by ten fatladys than let
liquor touch my lips." The Texan looked at the minister, then handed his
drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
NRA Life Member ---"A pocket knife, a clean hankey, and a pistol... things I can use." - Ted Nugent
Dallas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Texan
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The
flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He
replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by ten fatladys than let
liquor touch my lips." The Texan looked at the minister, then handed his
drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
NRA Life Member ---"A pocket knife, a clean hankey, and a pistol... things I can use." - Ted Nugent
Comments
drinks before the "Fatladies".[:D][:D]
BW
IT'S WHAT PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THEMSELVES THAT MAKES THEM AFRAID.