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Daffy Nitions , some of these actually make sence!
jjmitchell60
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I pasted this from an e-mail one of my inlaws from Texas sent!
Read Very Slowly - These Are Rather Clever!!
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Control: A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty: How golfers create divots.
Paradox: two physicians.
Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.
Polarize: what penguins see with.
Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief: what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6.
Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.
Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official. And last
but not least (my favorite):
Subdued ...like a guy, like works on one of those Attack Submarines.
"we are but men... no more, no less..."
Read Very Slowly - These Are Rather Clever!!
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Control: A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty: How golfers create divots.
Paradox: two physicians.
Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.
Polarize: what penguins see with.
Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief: what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6.
Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.
Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official. And last
but not least (my favorite):
Subdued ...like a guy, like works on one of those Attack Submarines.
"we are but men... no more, no less..."
Comments
How so true!
The gene pool needs chlorine.
BW
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