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Have you ever been asked . . .

dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000 ✭
edited November 2007 in General Discussion
Have you ever been asked "Does a wild bear poop in the woods?"

Here's the answer,

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  • FatstratFatstrat Member Posts: 9,147
    edited November -1
    Ok, call me dense, but I have to ask. The bear appears to be near,but not actually IN the woods. What's the answer?
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  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Fatstrat
    Ok, call me dense, but I have to ask. The bear appears to be near,but not actually IN the woods. What's the answer?


    Wooded area is usally considered "in the woods". Might be kind of hard to be "in" any wood unless you're a termite.[;)]
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  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    Somewhere around here I have a picture of a bear crapping on the highway. It's around here somewhere...
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  • Rocky4windsRocky4winds Member Posts: 760 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Are minivans native to the woods also?
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  • tazzertazzer Member Posts: 16,837
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Rocky4winds
    Are minivans native to the woods also?


    yep but they require another tag [}:)][:D][:D]
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  • JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    Somewhere around here I have a picture of a bear crapping on the highway. It's around here somewhere...

    As a lawyer I think you would have to agree that just because bears crap on the highway, it doesn't mean they don't crap in the woods. So, the answer would still be yes, they crap in the woods.
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
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  • FatstratFatstrat Member Posts: 9,147
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dheffley
    quote:Originally posted by Fatstrat
    Ok, call me dense, but I have to ask. The bear appears to be near,but not actually IN the woods. What's the answer?


    Wooded area is usally considered "in the woods". Might be kind of hard to be "in" any wood unless you're a termite.[;)]

    I dunno. Kind a looks like a path to me. One could easily say that a bear poops on a path. Not in the woods.
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  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Fatstrat
    quote:Originally posted by dheffley
    quote:Originally posted by Fatstrat
    Ok, call me dense, but I have to ask. The bear appears to be near,but not actually IN the woods. What's the answer?


    Wooded area is usally considered "in the woods". Might be kind of hard to be "in" any wood unless you're a termite.[;)]

    I dunno. Kind a looks like a path to me. One could easily say that a bear poops on a path. Not in the woods.


    Without smelling it, you can't be sure it's a he, or that it's not just passing gas.

    So, I'll leave you to you interpitation.[^]
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  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Rocky4winds
    Are minivans native to the woods also?


    Never seen a road going through the woods? Interesting.[:D]
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  • Dakota308Dakota308 Member Posts: 4,162
    edited November -1
    looks photoshoped to me[:D]
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  • A J ChristA J Christ Member Posts: 7,534 ✭
    edited November -1
    Well, it shows a bear pooping at the edge of the woods.

    But yes, a wild bear does poop in the woods, unless he's at the edge of the woods.
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  • JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by A J Christ
    Well, it shows a bear pooping at the edge of the woods.

    But yes, a wild bear does poop in the woods, unless he's at the edge of the woods.

    Or on a highway.
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
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  • JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    After considering all the input, I've about decided bears poop pretty much wherever they want to.
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
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  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by JamesRK



    As a lawyer I think you would have to agree that just because bears crap on the highway, it doesn't mean they don't crap in the woods. So, the answer would still be yes, they crap in the woods.






    I think you would have to agree that as a lawyer I don't have to agree with anything!!![:D]
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  • jwb267jwb267 Member Posts: 19,664 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    how far can you actually go into the woods?
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  • MVPMVP Member Posts: 23,453 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think she is peeing.
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  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
    After considering all the input, I've about decided bears poop pretty much wherever they want to.


    Lets just say, I'm not going to be the one to tell them they can't![:D]
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  • woodshermitwoodshermit Member Posts: 2,589
    edited November -1
    If I see a pile of what appear to my 25 years of living in the Maine woods eyes to be bear poop out in the forest(which is common), I assume that it was deposited there by a bear. This particular photo seems to be a bear squatting on the side of the road.
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  • JamesRKJamesRK Member Posts: 25,670 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    I think you would have to agree that as a lawyer I don't have to agree with anything!!![:D]

    mateomasfeo ?????? 1
    JamesRK ???????????? 0

    [:D] [:D] [:D]
    The road to hell is paved with COMPROMISE.
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  • ltslts Member Posts: 811 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    So a Polar Bear would _h_t in the snow?
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  • Turbo72Turbo72 Member Posts: 432 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ok, so we have cleared that one up. A bear does s--t in the woods.

    BUT...Is a frogs * water tight???
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  • victorlvlbvictorlvlb Member Posts: 5,004
    edited November -1
    I still don't believe that bear can chit in the woods unless thier termmites. A frogs butt can only exhale , not inhale, same as yours. We all had better get a hobby.[:D][:D][:D]
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