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first words you and spouse, gf, bf exchanged?
rcrxmike_2
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I was at mt favorite watering hole , a friend told me if I didn't go talk to Andrea, she, (the friend) vowed she'ld never speak to me again.
Mustering up what little bit of forbreastude i had, I walked over, shook her hand, and said, 'hi, my name is mike. your friend Brenda over there said if i didn't introduce myself, she'd never talk to me again. So you just keep smilin and noddin, and i'll just go back to my corner and keep drinkin my beer.' To which she replied.... after doing the little wave to brenda, .....'Look, I got Beads, and i didn't even have to show my boobs!'
If she'd have only had a clue[:D].
JOIN PETA! (PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS) I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to have a salad and spring water!
Mustering up what little bit of forbreastude i had, I walked over, shook her hand, and said, 'hi, my name is mike. your friend Brenda over there said if i didn't introduce myself, she'd never talk to me again. So you just keep smilin and noddin, and i'll just go back to my corner and keep drinkin my beer.' To which she replied.... after doing the little wave to brenda, .....'Look, I got Beads, and i didn't even have to show my boobs!'
If she'd have only had a clue[:D].
JOIN PETA! (PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS) I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to have a salad and spring water!
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JOIN PETA! (PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS) I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to have a salad and spring water!
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
"For you, special price!"
True story
I actually proposed to her over the phone late one night, ending with "you can take that as a proposal if you would like". Apparently this brought her to a fully conscious state and I hung up. Must have worked but I never repeated it or told her what I said in my proposal until our 20th anniversary.
AN ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY
My buddy brought this girl to my apartment unnanounced and they all pretty much caught me drunk.
She says "Whatcha drinkin'"
I slurred "Wild Irish Rose, want some"
It lasted a year and a half before we called it quits.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." -- Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis
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"Right is Right, even is everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it"
Me; Yes, Yes you can.
She said No!!!
The next week I tried again and the rest is History!!
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This was the Ancient law of Youth
Old times are past, old times are done:
But the Law runs true, O little son!
Her: Make it $50.00 sport!
Me: $20.00's all I got.
Her: I don't do charity.
Me: Marry me?
Her: Not for $20.00
Me: OK $50.00
and we are living happily ever after. [;)]
Charlie
"It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com
Her: Make it $50.00 sport!
Me: $20.00's all I got.
Her: I don't do charity.
Me: Marry me?
Her: Not for $20.00
Me: OK $50.00
and we are living happily ever after.
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Me: Is $20.00 OK?
Her: Make it $50.00 sport!
Me: $20.00's all I got.
Her: I don't do charity.
Me: Marry me?
Her: Not for $20.00
Me: OK $50.00
and we are living happily ever after. [;)]
Charlie
"It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"<br>NRA Certified Firearms Instructor<br>Member: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD.<br> <A HREF="mailto:njretcop@copmail.com">njretcop@copmail.com</A> <P>
JOIN PETA! (PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS) I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to have a salad and spring water!
Me: Is $20.00 OK?
Her: Make it $50.00 sport!
Me: $20.00's all I got.
Her: I don't do charity.
Me: Marry me?
Her: Not for $20.00
Me: OK $50.00
and we are living happily ever after. [;)]
I almost believed it but when you say" married" and "happily ever after" I new it was a joke.
Charlie
"It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"<br>NRA Certified Firearms Instructor<br>Member: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD.<br> <A HREF="mailto:njretcop@copmail.com">njretcop@copmail.com</A> <P>
"Right is Right, even is everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it"
NSDQ!
"Many free countries have lost their liberty, and ours may lose hers; but if she shall, be it my proudest plume, not that I was the last to desert; but that I never deserted her." -President Abraham Lincoln
To make matters worse, the car caught fire. She was a courier for a medical lab and there were irreplaceable specimens in the car.
She said something like, "GET MY SPECIMENS OUT OF THE CAR!" So I did. I thought she was about the cutest little girl I had ever seen, with big blue eyes, and this really strong but cute New York accent. (unusual in Texas)
The fire department came and put the fire out. We had the car towed away.
My words to her were something like, "Hey, it's only a car. No, your boss isn't going to fire you. It will be all right."
I was right, of course. Her boss got her another car to drive.
We remained friendly for the next 17 years or so. I saw her graduated from high school. Then I usually saw her at her various jobs, the hospital, the grocery store, the pet shop. I fussed at her when she got her tattoo, and when she put her foot through the bottom of a fish tank and had to have surgery on her leg. I congratulated her when she announced her engagement, and commiserated with her when it fell through. We sort of lost touch, and I didn't see Dawn for a long time.
Then last September, I saw her in the PD building, where she was paying a traffic fine. I said something suave like, "I am single now, so call me sometime."
And she did.
She is 34, and I am 51.
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All American Arms Company
Veteran Owned and Operated
Thomas Jefferson, of Virginia:
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms. . . disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. . . Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man."
She said, "Oh you poor dear." [;)]
Big Daddy my heros have always been cowboys,they still are it seems
Oh Hoppe's No. 9 you are so fine.
I need to get me some more of those bullet propulsion devices.
One shot, one kill, 29 more for the thrill.
HER: God Bless you.
It's been 6 weeks and a day, and it just keeps getting better! [:D]