Another photo caption contest

TOOLS1 · February 2004

Need another funny caption.
TOOLS

General TOOLS RRG

Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill

So much Ice, So much Beer. So little time. Shooter4

I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem. Hank Hill

When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.

punchie · February 2004

Honey, did you check the anti-freeze yet?

AN ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY<P>

FrancF · February 2004

HAD TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN DIDN'T YA! [}:)]

(think they had busted water pipes or something)

Those who live by the
sword get shot by those who don't.

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dcon12 · February 2004

"You want to call triple A or should I?"

"Right is Right, even is everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it"

pabooger · February 2004

Honey, Ill clean the garage when Hell freezes over!!!![:D]

Kids that fish, hunt and trap have never mugged any old ladies!

To Ride, shoot straight,and speak the truth
This was the Ancient law of Youth
Old times are past, old times are done:
But the Law runs true, O little son!

Captain 241 · February 2004

Glad we have AAA

If you need a Second Shot, YOU NEED MORE PRACTICE

DancesWithSheep · February 2004

You should not take Viagra and drive.

Suspension · February 2004

TOOLS1 you should start taking better care of your stuff! [;)]

NRA Life Member ---"A pocket knife, a clean hankey, and a pistol... things I can use." - Ted Nugent

sheepdip · February 2004

Think I'll take the bike today.

H.S. 10-X · February 2004

Has defrosting the garage become a hassle for you? Why not get the garage-o-matic self-defrosting garage.

"If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know"- Kansas

elect1mike · February 2004

I told you not to run to much water in the tub.
OR

Wheres the scraper?

col elect1mike Illinois
volinters RRG
I am a man but I can change if I have to,I guess.

Jody Commander · February 2004

Them Porsches really got some bad-* air conditioners on them!

RugerNiner · February 2004

I told you, Cold Storage is for Furs, not Cars! [:D] [:D] [8D]

Remember...Terrorist are attacking Civilians; Not the Government. Protect Yourself!
http://www.awbansunset.com/

HappyNanoq · February 2004

I said it was the garagedoor-opener and yes, I was happy to see you.

Don't do anything that I've allready done - That'd be just plain STOOOOOOPID.

pickenup · February 2004

0 to -60 in 6 seconds flat.

The gene pool needs chlorine.

greeker375 · February 2004

AAA whenever and for whatever - we're one call away.

"the difference between the almost right word and the right word is like the difference between a lightning bug and a lightning bolt" - Mark Twain.

charlie15 · February 2004

Maybe next time you ought too clean the ice and snow off before bringing them in. HUH[?] [^][:p][:D]

"Well i'll be a suck egg mule"...Arthur Hunnicutt.

Swwbo · February 2004

I would say Tim won the contest on this one... I just wanna know how she made hell freeze over.. I would like to sometimes..

mudge · February 2004

"The bride and groom both wore white."

Mudge the curious

I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!

Instant Karma · February 2004

Works for citrus crops,so I figured what the heck!

"Instant karma gonna get you,gonna knock you right in the head,better get yourself together,pretty soon you're gonna be dead" John Lennon

scuta · February 2004

gehzuhnteight !!

If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first.

Chaser11 · February 2004

[:D] Honey don't tell me you left the deicer in the trunk![:D] [}:)]

American used to Roar like Lions for Liberty- Now they Bleat like Sheep for Security.

Always Remember Security without Liberty is called PRISON! -

Brth729 · February 2004

Mid winter vacation for two in Hawaii: $3000.00
Amount spent on souvenirs and other things: $450.00
Coming home to find popsicles where your cars used to be: Funny as hell to everybody but you.

Brian

My grandfather once told me,"It's not what a man possesses that determines the importance and quality of his life, but rather what possesses the man.

BlueTic · February 2004

Well Honey - look at it this way - at least we know the fire suppression system works[:p]

IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY RIGHTS - GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY (this includes politicians)

steeltoe1978 · February 2004

Ted Williams' head wasn't all that was preserved by his kids [:p].

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