Who would you rather come home to?

RUGERGUNZ

First we have



or it could be






I know who I would rather come home to.



"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." -- Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis

kuhlewulf

Come home? Uhhh...I...uhhh...I don't have a home, nope! Thats right. I changed my name and move to Ecuador to live in a box and sell dead toads covered in shellac. Better than either fate you propose.[xx(]

James

Do your troops train with live cobras? ROYAL THAI ARMY DOES!

mudge

Damn...If those are my only choices, I'll pick #1.

Mudge the tasteless

I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!

Chevyman Tx

if that woman ever sneezed , her head would blow off.

"Keep turnin to the RIGHT"

H.S. 10-X

That first one is a cocaine addicts worst nightmare![;)] I'm not sure what the second is.


"If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know"- Kansas

Contender Man

That isn't "The Blue Dress" is it?

If it is maybe we know what prompted the "look"[}:)]

If you only have time to do two things so-so, or one thing well ... do the one thing!

DancesWithSheep

The first one. She gives great nostril; good lobe, too.

A J Christ

Might have to ask Bill on this one. Sure there ain't no more choices?

Iconoclast

I'd take a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong run for beer - about 98 years or so.

"There is nothing lower than the human race - except the French." (Mark Twain)

deerhntr

I will take #1 with a bag over her head over hillery any day[:0]

FrOg

I'd run away.[:D][:D][:p]

Frog



GO NAVY, BEAT ARMY