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POTTY JOKE
sheepdip
Member Posts: 3,124
Too much wine... Two women decided to go out one evening, without their
husbands. Laughing the entire evening away and finding that they had
consumed entirely too much wine, they decided it was time to head home.
They
were about half way home when both ladies decided that they needed to
find a
bathroom quick. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. A
little
bit scared and tipsy, they decided they'd just have to stop
there...they
couldn't wait any longer. Stumbling off the road into the cemetery they
soon
discovered they had no toilet paper or Kleenex but the trip being an
urgent
one, they decided to 'just make do'! The first one decided to use her
panties and then discard them. The second one had on new panties and
not
wanting to leave them behind just grabbed a big ribbon from a floral
wreath
on the grave stone next to her. The morning after, the two husbands
were
talking to each other on the phone, and one of them said to the other:
"You
know, we'll have to keep a closer watch on our wives...it seems that
those
two were up to no good last night. My wife came home in the wee hours
without her panties...." The other one responded: "Well, you're lucky;
mine
came home with a card stuck to her bottom that read, "We will never
forget
you....The Carboni Brothers".
dipit,dipit,dipit!
husbands. Laughing the entire evening away and finding that they had
consumed entirely too much wine, they decided it was time to head home.
They
were about half way home when both ladies decided that they needed to
find a
bathroom quick. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. A
little
bit scared and tipsy, they decided they'd just have to stop
there...they
couldn't wait any longer. Stumbling off the road into the cemetery they
soon
discovered they had no toilet paper or Kleenex but the trip being an
urgent
one, they decided to 'just make do'! The first one decided to use her
panties and then discard them. The second one had on new panties and
not
wanting to leave them behind just grabbed a big ribbon from a floral
wreath
on the grave stone next to her. The morning after, the two husbands
were
talking to each other on the phone, and one of them said to the other:
"You
know, we'll have to keep a closer watch on our wives...it seems that
those
two were up to no good last night. My wife came home in the wee hours
without her panties...." The other one responded: "Well, you're lucky;
mine
came home with a card stuck to her bottom that read, "We will never
forget
you....The Carboni Brothers".
dipit,dipit,dipit!
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