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It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
ATF,Eagle Guns
http://www.americanbridge.com/thoughts.htm
It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
ATF,Eagle Guns
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wars", I've yet to hear an alternative that makes sense.....until this.
Personally, I think this is a winner!
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I see a lot of people on the television yelling for peace, but I have not
heard of one plan for peace. "Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head
mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.
Here's the plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini,Tojo, Marshal Petain
and the rest of them good old boys. We will never "interfere" again. In ANY way.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, France, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in
the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France would welcome them. So would Iraq............they need human shields there.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days in
America unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would
be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide
here Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers.
5) No "students" .
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling for oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement
or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?
Sarcastic humor a specialty
Audemus jura nostra defendere"
AN ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY<P>
Greg
Former
USMC
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NSDQ!
"Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me." -Isaiah 6:8