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Subject: U.S. Redneck Special Forces

Jimmy BossJimmy Boss Member Posts: 1,857 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited January 2005 in General Discussion
Subject: U.S. Redneck Special Forces


The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called the U.S. Redneck Special Forces (U.S.R.S.F.).

These Tennessee boys, Bubba, Hoss, *, and Bo will be dropped behind enemy lines with the following information about the Iraqi terrorists:


1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The war should be over in a week!


JBoss......Fear No Fish/peace through superior firepower/The gun manufacturers are not making a dangerous product.
Bad parents are.

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