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A Women over 40....

William81William81 Member Posts: 25,484 ✭✭✭✭
edited August 2003 in General Discussion
Andy Rooney says, "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.

Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

W omen over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

ANDY ROONEY







Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....

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  • Supreme OneSupreme One Member Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hello, I know several HOT women over 40. I agree with him on this one.

    Michael

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  • FrancFFrancF Member Posts: 35,279 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I agree I am married to one, well- 44 [:I]

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  • gruntledgruntled Member Posts: 8,218 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    In praise of older women:
    They don't tell
    They don't swell
    and they're grateful as hell
  • punchiepunchie Member Posts: 2,792
    edited November -1
    I have to agree with Andy on this one. She was in her early 20s when we got married and has done nothing but get sexier and better over the years.

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  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    Yep, I'm married to one of those, but she was the 22 year old waitress at the time![}:)]

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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
    edited November -1
    Supreme One: Got any phone numbers?

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  • Supreme OneSupreme One Member Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hello, if I did, you'd be the first one I'd give them to.

    Michael

    Paranoid keeps you alive, worry just gives you stomach problems.
    - .- -.- . / -- -.-- / .- -.. ...- .. ... . --..-- / .. .----. -- / -. --- - / ..- ... .. -. --. / .. - / .- -. -.-- .-- .- -.-- .-.-.-
    Politics- From the words poly, meaning many, and tics, which are just little blood suckers.
    .-.. .. ..-. . / .. ... / .- / ... . -..- ..- .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / - .-. .- -. ... -- .. - - . -.. / -.. .. ... . .- ... . .-.-.-
    If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
    sound
  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Here you go Boys!
    You can find her phone number in the Subway Restrooms.
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  • timberbeasttimberbeast Member Posts: 1,738 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    My true love is over 40, and it was the same when she was in her 20's. She's simply, the best. And she puts any twenty-something poser to shame with her poise, beauty, intelligence and anything else you care to name. Age doesn't mean too much. A lady is a lady.
  • old single shotsold single shots Member Posts: 3,594
    edited November -1
    Rugerniner--Nice looking gal you got there.Great smile.can't possibly be over 40 though.
  • RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think Ruger was in country waaaaay to long!
  • TLynnTLynn Member Posts: 353 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by timberbeast
    My true love is over 40, and it was the same when she was in her 20's. She's simply, the best. And she puts any twenty-something poser to shame with her poise, beauty, intelligence and anything else you care to name. Age doesn't mean too much. A lady is a lady.





    timber, your lovely wife is a grand lady and a wonderful mother. Besides she's got a great sense of humor!
  • William81William81 Member Posts: 25,484 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I also have been blessed with a fine wife of over 22 years. She gets better everyday. She puts up with me, that says alot.[:)]

    Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
  • outdoortexasoutdoortexas Member Posts: 4,780
    edited November -1
    28 years for us come December, she's 51 and I couldn't ask for better! Tells me I wasn't worth killin' the first ten years, but now she's got me trained.
  • Urassn9Urassn9 Member Posts: 85 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    nothing will turn me on quicker than a 40+ tatooed gunslingin' Momma'
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